The brat Winter Girl
She didn’t just enjoy Charlie XCX’s brat summer, Melinda took it to heart and is now living a life of total chaos. Doesn’t eat any of the Christmas lunch, instead preferring granulated sustenance: ket and mdma. By the end of the night, she’s alternating between punching senior men or simulating self-pleasure across the buffet table. By way of explanation she keeps saying “brat girl winter” and everyone seems to accept it.
