Vegas odd makers say after Friday that it’s a safe bet President Donald Trump will never get that Nobel Peace prize he’s always wanted. Meanwhile, it is rumored there will soon be a new sign posted on our country’s borders: Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here!
The week ended with a historically horrendous exchange Friday in the Oval Office among Trump, Vice President JD “Eyeliner” Vance and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy regarding a rare-earth deal for continued American support of Ukraine in its ongoing battle against a decade-long Russian invasion. The meeting began with statements and a few ridiculous questions from pool reporters, one of which was why Zelenskyy, dressed in black pants, shoes and a pull over shirt wasn’t wearing a suit. Zelenskyy responded that he’d wear a “kostyum,” the Ukrainian word for suit, after the war was over. The president of the White House Foreign Press Group later noted that Zelenskyy usually wore “an olive green military style pants and sweater,” but opted for a “more formal black outfit with a national symbol of Ukraine: the Trident” for his visit to the White House.
