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G. Sampath

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I have only two regrets in life: turning back just short of the summit while climbing Mt. Everest; and not joining the military when young.

For an ultra-nationalist patriot like me, not having defended my country in Siachen is hard to digest. So I had my hopes pinned on the Jalpath scheme. But it drowned in government lethargy. Then I thought I would enlist when the Vayupath scheme is announced. But that one never took off. When I heard about Agnipath, I thought I’d finally get my chance to join the army and shoot the momos out of the bad guys across the border. Unfortunately, the Agnipath scheme’s upper age limit is 23. So once again, I’ve had to submerge my idli of anticipation in the sambar of disappointment and swallow the  kashayam of frustration.

ALSO READ: IAF receives over 1.83 lakh applications under Agnipath scheme in six days

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