Allow me to attach a trigger warning to this. If you’re reading over lunch, put it aside now. For professional celebrity bestie, Derek Blasberg, is MIA following an incident said to have taken place at Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hamptons guesthouse.
To quote Popbitch: a guest ‘of Gwynnie’s catastrophically shat themselves in bed, then fled back to the city before they had to face the music’. The site claims that the incident is part of a wider epidemic of ‘Ozempic-induced diarrhoea’. Blasberg, rumoured to be the culprit, is yet to confirm or deny this involuntary dirty protest.
