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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Gregg Bakowski

THE TRUTH ABOUT: Stop football start holidays - Caught on Camera

The only football we’re interested in this month. Hoof it!
The only football we’re interested in this month. Hoof it! Photograph: Travers Lewis/Alamy

CRUEL SUMMER

Hello readers. It’s Monday 13 June, the sun is shining, the bees are buzzing, the sound of leather on willow is ringing around local parks and *Fiver checks fixture list* the football season still hasn’t effing finished! Yes, by the time you read this, Kazakhstan v Slovakia will be seamlessly rolling into Azerbaijan v Belarus in a Nations League C3 double-header whose main use appears to be helping us fill our word count. There are more matches later on too but, to be honest with you, we’re about as keen to check them as England and Italy players appeared to be about entertaining a crowd of 2,000 schoolchildren at Molineux on Saturday. That tired and tepid encounter predictably ended 0-0, the highlight of which was the high-pitched booing at full-time – proof that the next generation of English crowds with a sense of entitlement is safe and well.

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