On Wednesday, Variety published the headline: "J.K. Rowling Denies Inviting Jeffrey Epstein to 'Harry Potter & The Cursed Child' Broadway Opening, DOJ Docs Show He Was Turned Away at Door." One wonders why the editors decided they needed the first part of that, which is accusatory in tone—even though the second part acquits her!
Luckily for Rowling, the new information, made available as part of the federal government's mandatory Epstein files disclosure—3 million more pages became available last Friday—knocks down this particular smear campaign. But here's my question: What if Epstein, a schemer and a charlatan whose entire shtick was worming his way into the company of rich and famous people for the purposes of manipulating and/or blackmailing them, had somehow snuck into the show?
