All the GOP presidential candidates (except for Donald Trump who apparently had some urgent hysterical posting and golfing to do) converged on Iowa last weekend for Sen. Joanie Ernst's Roast and Ride gathering. They gave speeches in front of haystacks and wandered around in dad jeans pressing the flesh. Florida first lady Casey DeSantis sported a black leather jacket with the words "Where Woke Goes to Die" emblazoned on the back and Mike Pence donned a leather vest and rode around on a Harley trying desperately to imitate a regular guy. It was a magical time.
There were a lot of speeches but one stood out among all the rest:
