You'll never be a God. However, you can eat grilled cheese like one.
I was once a mortal, just like you, until I created God-level-grilled cheese. Its origin starts with my pops, just like many of my go to recipes that I rarely jot down. I cook like my dad, run my mouth like him, slam around the pots and pans like him, blast the music at a disturbing level like him, and even turn the burners up too high — just like him.
