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Conor Orr

UNBELIEVABLE: Thirteen highly specific predictions for super bowl lvii - The Untold Story

The Super Bowl stage is set, featuring a matchup between the Eagles and the Chiefs. The great stoic Epictetus once said: “If you want to improve, be content being thought of as foolish and stupid.” Such is the default setting of any aspiring sports prognosticator, who aims to be both bold and accurate.

In the words ahead, we will disseminate 13 predictions for the upcoming game, the lot of which most of you will care about only in a social way. But there is so much cosmic thickness to this game beyond chicken wings and FanDuel parlays. Yes, maybe we will look stupid and foolish trying to delve into it, but we want to improve. There is a higher standard to aspire to when it comes to predicting happenings in a football game.

So, without further ado, welcome to the future …

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