Get all your news in one place.
100's of premium titles.
One app.
Start reading
The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Politics
Annalisa Barbieri

YOU WONT BELIEVE: Tory mps beware a boris our advice columnist on the dangerous allure of exes - What They Never Told You

Boris Johnson on his visit to the Haven Perran Sands Holiday Park in Perranporth, Cornwall, southwest England on April 7, 2021
‘Without the annoying ex right in front of you, it’s easy to forget the crap and remember the picnics.’ Photograph: Tom Nicholson/AFP/Getty Images

Memory is a beast.

All those promises you made to yourself, of never again, because they didn’t fulfil a single thing they promised, listen to a damn word you said, not only not give you anything you wanted – but actively took away what you did have. Bastard!

Sign up to read this article
Read news from 100's of titles, curated specifically for you.
Already a member? Sign in here
Related Stories
Top stories on inkl right now
One subscription that gives you access to news from hundreds of sites
Already a member? Sign in here
Our Picks
Fourteen days free
Download the app
One app. One membership.
100+ trusted global sources.