
You assembled your snacks. You poured your favorite beverage, maybe into an opaque golden goblet so nobody can tell what you were drinking or how much. You snuggled into your coziest throw. All Netflix had to do was show up at 5 p.m. PST/ 8 p.m. EST on Sunday, as promised, with its live stream of the "Love Is Blind" reunion.
Instead, Netflix appeared to be napping, reminiscent of Season 4 favorite Tiffany Pennywell nodding off during a date with her future husband Brett Brown. Only Netflix's move had none of that instant's adorableness. Tiffany and Brett's date was already in progress when she blinked out to Sleepytown, whereas our "Love Is Blind" in-the-moment reunion hookup never materialized.