I’ve had a handful of flights recently that have gotten me thinking. No, not about flying, but about finances. (Go figure, right? These are the perils of the biz.) You see, if you’ve flown any time in the past — well, ever — you undoubtedly have heard the preflight routine the flight attendants go through. Most of us don’t even pay much attention to these wonderful people. Which, of course, is ironic, since the entire routine is about saving our lives in an emergency.
In any event, they run through their instructions, such as keeping your tray tables up and staying buckled in. They talk about how your seat can be used as a flotation device, although I’m still not sure how that works. Then they get to the grand finale — in case of an emergency and the face masks deploy, please put your face mask on before helping others.
