Some ideas should probably stay in the group chat. In 2025's "Anaconda," some aging (and bumbling) friends decide the cure for their collective burnout is finally making the movie of their dreams, a remake of 1997's Jennifer Lopez flick of the same name. The plan is simple enough: Head into the Amazon, shoot a crappy remake of their favorite creature feature, and relive the glory days. What could possibly go wrong?
Pretty much everything, and then some. It's not always a good idea to act on those strikes of brilliance that end up happening when you're contemplating how (poorly) your life has gone, and this movie proves it.
