Your spot-on horoscope for work, money and relationship from Guru by the Bangkok Post's famously accurate fortune teller. Let's see how you will fare this week and beyond.
- ⏰ is for work, ₿ is for money, ❤️ is for coupled life and ⚤ is for single life
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♈ Aries
Mar 21 – Apr 19
⏰ Workplace power plays, blame games and mind games will offer a tough lesson in people skills. A trusted ally may become your nemesis. Past work will need a second look and someone's oversight may land on your plate. Your current project goals may get delayed. Not everything will go by the book.
₿ The grind and stress will feel heavy but the pay will be worth it. Saving will slip down your priority list while retail therapy, treat culture and entertainment take the lead. Expect surprise bills if you've got kids. Luck isn't on your side for gambling or speculative bets.
❤️ Work and personal life will pull you in different directions, leaving less time for each other, but the connection will hold. You'll both be crushing individual goals while building your dream future together. Conversations will flow with ease, drama kept to a minimum. A charming stranger may try to rizz you up.
⚤ Travel or a digital meet-cute might ignite fiery chemistry with a fresh face, but it'll be short-term heat, not a long-term story. The flame burns bright, then fades fast. Already seeing someone? A third party may steal their heart.
♉ Taurus
Apr 20 – May 20
⏰ A new North Star goal will light a fire under your work. You'll handle curveballs with calm focus, connect the dots and use the right connections to land smart solutions. Bigwigs will be on board with your ideas. Watch out for idea thieves, credit-stealers and clout chasers trying to claim your wins. Keep your receipts.
₿ Someone you once worked with will tell you about a new income stream. It won't be easy money. Expect tight conditions and a need to prove your value. Mixing money with friends or family could be a recipe for drama. Tech glitches could send you on an unexpected trip to the repair shop.
❤️ Minor tiffs may pop up but they'll deepen understanding between you two. A pleasant surprise or an unexpected shared victory could occur, giving you both a reason to celebrate, reconnect and set a new shared goal around money or assets. Family time or a first meeting with your future in-laws is also on the cards.
⚤ Seeing someone? Your connection will turn real and official. Expect labels and an IG hard launch. Single and seeking? Love will be closer than you think. You might feel a sudden click with a familiar face at your regular spot.
♊ Gemini
May 21 – Jun 20
⏰ You'll get on top of your workload and clear the deck. A first-of-its-kind assignment could land on your desk, pushing you into uncharted territory where you'll be building the plane while flying it. Exciting, yes. Risky, absolutely. Stay sharp with communication. Watch what you share and with whom.
₿ A forgotten payment or money you thought was gone for good will make a surprise comeback. Financial doors may open through an unexpected contact or someone from your past. If you've got mouths to feed, budget like your life depends on it. Emergency expenses may hit you out of nowhere.
❤️ Old wounds may resurface, while skeletons in the closet could come out. An ex, yours or theirs, may stir confusion and cause misunderstandings. Crossed wires and mixed signals are to be expected and one misread text could spiral fast.
⚤ Expect more back-and-forth with someone from your work circle or online community. You'll test the waters, keep it low-key and see where it goes. There are no butterflies or frantic heartbeats here. Just a casual, exploratory phase while you check the vibes and decide if they're worth the hype.
♋ Cancer
Jun 21 – Jul 22
⏰ A key project and a few professional ties may wrap up on a sour note. An unexpected shower thought will spark the breakthrough you need to clear your backlog. A mission-critical initiative will arrive, pushing you toward a new license or certification while expanding your circle of high-value contacts. Guard your secrets. One misdirected email or file could cost you.
₿ A kind auntie or big sis might drop some good news or plug you into a way to cash in on your talents. A friend or family member may ask for money. Getting it back is unlikely. If you're drawn to luxe pieces or limited editions, stay mindful since convincing fakes might fool even the most seasoned collector.
❤️ Minor friction over budget priorities and physical intimacy may arise, but nothing you two can't talk and work through. Expect a few debates, but you'll meet in the middle. When life gets too heavy to handle alone, your partner will step in as your safety net.
⚤ Seeing someone? They may push to DTR but you'll keep your options open, vibing for now. A man in uniform or a government official will slide into your orbit.
♌ Leo
Jul 23 – Aug 22
⏰ A shiny new tool or fresh face on the team will streamline your workload and ease existing bottlenecks. A coveted chance or golden ticket from higher-ups could land in your lap, though sceptical colleagues may stir up suitability debates and whisper campaigns. Your network will grow and open new doors. Between jobs? A solid offer is within reach.
₿ Work is picking up. It's a happy-busy vibe with satisfying payoffs. You'll cover essential bills with enough left to treat yourself and fund your passions. A friend may come to you with a loan request or investment opportunity, and something feels off. Trust your inner alarm — that weird feeling is there for a reason.
❤️ Your relationship will feel like a push-and-pull, with heated arguments that almost break you two apart but never quite do. Neither of you will walk away. Out of the blue, a stranger may spark instant chemistry between you and them, giving you first-love jitters. Keep this little secret close to your chest.
⚤ You might feel a major spark and undeniable sexual attraction with someone from work, a networking circle or a work event. The pull is electric. The catch? This person's reputation as a player and heartbreaker precedes them. Your heart may race, but your instincts know better. Stay professional.
♍ Virgo
Aug 23 – Sept 22
⏰ Expect some clutter in your workflow. From delayed paperwork to tech hiccups, things will not run as smoothly as planned. Beware of mixed signals or someone who isn't being 100% transparent. Old tasks may need a quick redo. Tension with higher-ups is on the cards; pick your battles wisely. Fact-check carefully before signing anything. Always have a Plan B ready before you pitch.
₿ A small but sweet cash boost or surprise perk could land in your lap. You'll spot money-making opportunities others walk right past, and yes, your best "get-rich"idea might pop up while in the shower. Essential bills will get paid easily, leaving enough room to treat yourself to something that feeds your soul.
❤️ Life admin and shared duties will take a toll on your love life. Old grievances will resurface, triggering a "here we go again" moment. At times, you might feel alone even when you're with your partner. An ex, yours or theirs, could stir confusion and cause misunderstandings.
⚤ You'll cross paths with someone who ticks all your boxes, but their vibe skews hard-to-get. They'll play it cool, stay slippery and leave you on read just enough to keep you hooked. A rival or two may join the game.
♎ Libra
Sept 23 – Oct 22
⏰ A key project and some professional ties may wrap up on a sour note. A skill-up opportunity with an international angle comes in, but your plate is already full. Document holdups are likely. Be ready to revisit past work. Legal admin will need extra attention; details will matter more than usual. Low-key burnout could sneak up on you.
₿ A kind uncle or big bro may bring you an extra income opportunity, but it's first come, first served. Retail therapy and big-spender energy could get in the way of your savings goals, with buyer's remorse before the receipt even fades. Investors, check your ego at the door. Missed details could come back to haunt your portfolio later.
❤️ Mismatched spending styles and bedroom rhythms could spark friction. A buried truth may surface, adding fuel to already simmering tension. A canon event will push you both into unfamiliar territory and force a reset.
⚤ Seeing someone? A surprise twist will reveal they're already taken. You're not in too deep yet, so you'll hit reset fast and move on with minimal bruising. A minor sting, not a heartbreak. Beware of bed-hoppers and hit-it-and-quit-it types.
♏ Scorpio
Oct 23 – Nov 21
⏰ You'll tackle a beast of a project that tests your stamina. You may have to cover for others without extra pay. Tech hiccups, glitchy devices and impromptu meetings are also on the cards. A workplace veteran or OG will offer help, but expect a quid pro quo tied to office politics.
₿ Expect to revisit tax filing, insurance or debt paperwork and clear up missing details. Investing with friends? One ugly truth could surface, burn the bridge, and leave the investment dead in the water. You'll try loud budgeting, but entertainment cravings and fandom Fomo may spark a splurge.
❤️ Long-standing issues you've both swept under the rug will hit a breaking point. Secrets tied to money or infidelity will surface and fuel friction between you two. Miscommunication can happen more easily, so slow down and choose your words wisely. Patience is your lifeline.
⚤ If you're seeing someone, brace yourself. They may hard launch someone else or return to their ex, leaving you ghosted and blocked. It's a tough pill to swallow and healing won't happen overnight. A hook-up hunter or two may slide into your DMs.
♐ Sagittarius
Nov 22 – Dec 21
⏰ More decision-making power lands in your lap, but so do politics, power plays and back-to-back meetings that come with the territory. You'll be in beast mode, which could spark clashes over pace and process with slower colleagues. Push but don't steamroll. Self-check before you slip into toxic high-performer mode. Job hunting? An offer is coming. Read the contract twice, especially the pay.
₿ A refund, reimbursement or repayment will be transferred to your account. Now the flip side: surprise fees or penalties could hit, especially from snap and reckless decisions. A trusted ally might eye your income stream and compete for it. Mixing money with friends risks burning bridges.
❤️ What you've tolerated may suddenly feel like a dealbreaker. Old issues may resurface, louder and harder to ignore. A well-meaning friend or family member might step in, but your partner won't take kindly to the interference. Read the fine print before signing anything together. The bond is still there, but you two are in a rough patch.
⚤ Your rizz and aura will be at an all-time high, drawing in a mix of admirers. Some want forever, some want tonight. Chemistry will be easy, but clarity won't. Read the room, keep your eyes open and find out who's worth your energy.
♑ Capricorn
Dec 22 – Jan 19
⏰ Expect more tasks on your plate, a steeper learning curve and higher expectations from higher-ups. Red tape, structural bottlenecks and the odd tech glitch will push your patience to the edge. You'll often butt heads with colleagues over work processes and problem-solving approaches. Guard your bandwidth and rank your priorities. Rushing to the finish line could mean oversights and double work.
₿ Your income may fluctuate. Keep your budget flexible, as earnings could fall short of what you expected. A windfall or inherited asset might land in your lap, but it will come with hefty maintenance costs or tax bills. Health expenses or costly slip-ups may pop up. Don't guarantee anyone else's debt.
❤️ Love is getting a much-needed vibe shift. If things have felt tense, you two will find your way through with a creative compromise. Expect deeper understanding, more warmth and more laughter. Between the sheets, familiar heat will meet playful exploration.
⚤ Someone almost too perfect will slide into your orbit. Great profile, great energy, but something's slightly off. They carry a mysterious vibe with subtle red flags. An ex may slide in with late-night "you up?" energy. Don't mistake it for a comeback.
♒ Aquarius
Jan 20 – Feb 18
⏰ Deadlines? Crushed. Backlog? Cleared. Your professional scope will expand, with new responsibilities that could include a cross-border project or some global exposure. You'll adapt fast and hit the ground running. Momentum builds; visibility rises. Just be sure to double-check the fine print before signing anything. Small clerical errors could turn into unnecessary headaches later.
₿ Keep a buffer if you've got kids or pets. Sudden, urgent expenses could pop up. If you've had cosmetic work done, an emergency revision is on the cards. Stay cautious with investments. Fake news and disinformation could find their way to you. DYOR before committing.
❤️ You'll slip into roommate mode, talking about bills and chores more than feelings, and old arguments might circle back for round two. Crossed wires could spiral fast. Entertaining someone on the side? They might drop a baby bombshell or push a situation that forces a reality check.
⚤ Mending a broken heart? You'll move on, step back out there, keep things light and your options open. Window shopping feels fun but stay sharp. Romance scammers and silver-tongued gold diggers could slide into your DMs or show up while you're painting the town red.
♓ Pisces
Feb 19 – Mar 20
⏰ Your plate's full. New fires will keep interrupting your flow. Prioritise and protect your bandwidth. Rushing could risk oversights and rework. A job or business offer may pop up, and it might feel too good to pass up. Read the fine print on pay and perks before committing. If you work in government, watch your back: kickbacks and sweeteners could trigger a shakedown later.
₿ Your outgoings will outpace your income. Surprise costs tied to travel or fixing a key work tool may pop up. Shop online carefully; beware of knockoffs or items that look nothing like the listing. Don't co-sign or guarantee anyone else's debt.
❤️ Your "us time" will get squeezed by work and real-world responsibilities. You'll both be chasing personal ambitions while building your dream future together. When one of you hits a wall, the other will step up and solve it once and for all. Every bit of quality time will pack a punch.
⚤ Seeing someone? An unexpected discovery will reveal they're already tied down. You'll want out, but brace for their polished performance to keep you around. Gaslighting and sweet-talking are likely. An older or foreign stranger may shoot their shot via DM. This one? Actually available.