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New and not improved • upvoted an item 3 days ago

AI Is Not Doing So Well And Here Are 57 Hilarious Examples

I agree that a conversation between AI and someone who doesn't know how to open a jar seems unsafe.

New and not improved • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Jar

New and not improved • upvoted an item 5 days ago

"Wake My Son Up For School": 65 Entitled Messages That Left Teachers Speechless

can we just start calling the USA, GILEAD

New and not improved • upvoted an item 6 days ago

"Wake My Son Up For School": 65 Entitled Messages That Left Teachers Speechless

Possibly a female teacher with a wife. That's what's upsetting this one.

New and not improved • commented on a post 6 days ago

97 “Epic Top Comments” That Are Way More Entertaining Than The Posts They’re On

As a young person (I know, and I hate it as much as you do), I change my style depending on who I'm texting. I have a lengthy attention span most of the time, but most young people don't. When I text older people, I just write out my whole message and send it, but when I text someone younger or someone with a shorter attention span, I write one or two sentences at a time so they don't get bored or distracted with something else.

New and not improved • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

Not b00bs though, apparently

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

Loving the sapphic witch. it's a nice detail.

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

Probably better to not say that publicly though.

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

I am truly shocked that this wasn't censored.

We All Make Mistakes, But These 60 Huge Fails Hurt To Laugh At (New Pics)

About three, it seems, which is mildly concerning.

46 Times People Heard Such Genius Insults They Memorized Them

I made one of my best friends debating the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

81 Designs So Bad That They Deserve To Be Named And Shamed Online (New Pics)

*Cries in OCD*

81 Designs So Bad That They Deserve To Be Named And Shamed Online (New Pics)

No, it would have made my OCD go crazy trying to figure out the most satisfying angle to open the door.

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New and not improved • upvoted an item 1 week ago

75 Ironic Posts That Might Make You Chuckle

It's worth noting that the difference between young people and older people is: Young people believe that if "something says it will do a thing, it will do it". Older people think that "whatever a thing is supposed to do, it can, and will, go wrong."

New and not improved • upvoted 4 items 2 weeks ago

Funny-Dictionary-Meanings-Hipdict

65 Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Texas? Please prevent Texas.

65 Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

I dunno. Maybe we should prevent Florida instead.

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New and not improved • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

71 Memes From “Cheerful Pessimism” To Share With Your Friends

I am my teen self and I think my autistic a*s is too tired to change much in the next few decades.

71 Memes From “Cheerful Pessimism” To Share With Your Friends

I am my teen self and tbh I don't think much is going to change about my autistic a*s

New and not improved • upvoted an item 6 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

Oh my god I always had this with my dad. Most memorable at the moment is the time I said I didn't want to go to the post office with him because it always took like 40 minutes just to get through the line and he would always say 'no it's less than 15 minutes, you're just impatient'. So once, when he said I had to come with him (I was a teenager, why couldn't I stay home?) because it would only take 10 minutes, I timed it. 1hr 13 minutes waiting in a line that stretched out the door and past several shops, as usual.

New and not improved • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

ok upvote for Addams Family

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New and not improved • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

50 Funniest Burnt-Out Signs That Sent The Wrong Message

Nah orange loser

50 Funny Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ That Might Help You Forget Your To-Do List (New Pics)

Because this is who you are now. accept it. I've been living like this (without the coffee) since I was 9.

50 Funniest Burnt-Out Signs That Sent The Wrong Message

Nah orange loser

50 Funny Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ That Might Help You Forget Your To-Do List (New Pics)

Because this is who you are now. accept it. I've been living like this (without the coffee) since I was 9.

50 Psychology Memes That Perfectly Capture How The Human Mind Works

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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New and not improved • upvoted an item 9 months ago

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

1 part cat, 1 part rabbit, 1 part Uncle Fester.

New and not improved • commented on 2 posts 11 months ago

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

Still going through that one 😬

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

It’d be even weirder if you had a girl who grew up to have curves. Like, okay 8 at the waist, 12 at the hips, 11.2885136 on her a*s.

New and not improved • commented on 7 posts 1 year ago

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

Sometimes I’m so confused about these kids bc ~autism~ so I was terrified of socks and other children, but I knew how movies, babies and spelling worked.

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

No???

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

Sometimes I’m so confused about these kids bc ~autism~ so I was terrified of socks and other children, but I knew how movies, babies and spelling worked.

People Are Cracking Up At These 35 Tweets About How People As Kids Misunderstood Simple Concepts

No???

30 People Are Cracking Up At How Kids Hilariously Misunderstand Simple Concepts

Well if it was me with my big a*s feet I think it’d be a reliable strategy 😅

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Don’t ask. Sharon is just right.

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Well mine hurt and I’m not even 21

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

I did and I loved a lot of them. Dark, dark 6yr old… Edit: no I didn’t read them when I was six, I was a preteen. But I would have loved them as a 6yr old too. Way better than Disney. I’m still furious at ‘Beauty and the Beast’ though.

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

Am I the only person who fücking hated Disney?

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New and not improved • upvoted an item 1 year ago

50 Times Kids Did Such Silly Things, Adults Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Boys at my elementary school used to p**s up the walls. And on the ceiling. When they gave a talk about it in school, they didn’t separate the boys and girls, so the girls (including me) were sitting there while the boys awkwardly got told off for peeing everywhere.

New and not improved • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened At A Family Event? (Closed)

New and not improved • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Thing That’s Ever Happened At A Family Event? (Closed)

New and not improved • commented on a post 6 days ago

97 “Epic Top Comments” That Are Way More Entertaining Than The Posts They’re On

New and not improved • commented on 10 posts 1 week ago

76 People Who Had The Audacity To Do What Everyone Else Was Thinking

Hah. My inner Aussie only comes out when europeans complain about the heat. To be fair, i hate it too. I just got used to hating it.

76 People Who Had The Audacity To Do What Everyone Else Was Thinking

Interesting that BP censored the first 'suck' and not the second 'suck'. Also yes, that trial was comedy gold. Comedians would be out of a job because the jokes write themselves.

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

Not b00bs though, apparently

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

Loving the sapphic witch. it's a nice detail.

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

Probably better to not say that publicly though.

47 New ‘War And Peas’ Comics Filled With Unexpected Punchlines And Darkly Clever Humor

I am truly shocked that this wasn't censored.

We All Make Mistakes, But These 60 Huge Fails Hurt To Laugh At (New Pics)

About three, it seems, which is mildly concerning.

46 Times People Heard Such Genius Insults They Memorized Them

I made one of my best friends debating the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

81 Designs So Bad That They Deserve To Be Named And Shamed Online (New Pics)

*Cries in OCD*

81 Designs So Bad That They Deserve To Be Named And Shamed Online (New Pics)

No, it would have made my OCD go crazy trying to figure out the most satisfying angle to open the door.

New and not improved • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

71 Memes From “Cheerful Pessimism” To Share With Your Friends

I am my teen self and I think my autistic a*s is too tired to change much in the next few decades.

71 Memes From “Cheerful Pessimism” To Share With Your Friends

I am my teen self and tbh I don't think much is going to change about my autistic a*s

New and not improved • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

As someone who could probably fill a list of mental health disorders by age 11, yup

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

ok upvote for Addams Family

New and not improved • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

50 Funniest Burnt-Out Signs That Sent The Wrong Message

Nah orange loser

50 Funny Memes From ‘Sarcasm Daily’ That Might Help You Forget Your To-Do List (New Pics)

Because this is who you are now. accept it. I've been living like this (without the coffee) since I was 9.

50 Psychology Memes That Perfectly Capture How The Human Mind Works

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

New and not improved • commented on a post 11 months ago

35 Honest And Hilarious Parenting Comics By Rachel Smith That Most Parents Can Relate To (New Pics)

Still going through that one 😬

New and not improved • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

"Wake My Son Up For School": 65 Entitled Messages That Left Teachers Speechless

Possibly a female teacher with a wife. That's what's upsetting this one.

"Wake My Son Up For School": 65 Entitled Messages That Left Teachers Speechless

can we just start calling the USA, GILEAD

AI Is Not Doing So Well And Here Are 57 Hilarious Examples

I agree that a conversation between AI and someone who doesn't know how to open a jar seems unsafe.

Jar

New and not improved • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

75 Ironic Posts That Might Make You Chuckle

Funny-Dictionary-Meanings-Hipdict

New and not improved • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

65 Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

Texas? Please prevent Texas.

65 Signs That Accidentally Became Comedy Gold

I dunno. Maybe we should prevent Florida instead.

New and not improved • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

30 Memes So Funny, They Deserve Their Own Stand-Up Special

“The Bottom Of Our Kibble Chalice Is Once Again Visible”: 50 Hilarious Medieval Cat Images

1 part cat, 1 part rabbit, 1 part Uncle Fester.

New and not improved • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

50 Times Kids Did Such Silly Things, Adults Just Had To Share Them Online (New Pics)

Hey Pandas, Share The Funniest Photoshop Fails On Amazon (Closed)

I think I might be this lady. I have huge feet and I often sit on the floor…

The "Photoshop Fails" Online Group Shares 50 Of The Worst And Funniest Attempts At Photoshop

"Half-faced Girl Marries an Ear"

The "Photoshop Fails" Online Group Shares 50 Of The Worst And Funniest Attempts At Photoshop

It's not Photoshop, it's the thermal waves from the farts slowly escaping those tight jeans skewing the lens.

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share

After a dining experience with us and you too will create your own masterpiece! 👨‍🍳

100 Comics That Prove Mike Organisciak is the Pro of Dark Comedy

I used to have a dad like this and worse. His death was one of the best things ever to happen to me

40 Comics With Absurd Situations And Unexpected Endings By This Artist

I’m freaked every time to🙈so STUPID!!!! Cause of this brutal World we live in today!! F**k!!!

30 Funny And Relatable Comics By Our Bored Panda Community

Covering up someone’s random opinion. Have a nice day.

40 Hilarious Memes That Display British Humor At Its Finest

My therapist thinks I’m English and my distant cousin thinks I’m American. Am Australian

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