I save my sons Mc Donald's wrappers and happy meal boxes then reuse them by serving him microwave chicken nuggets and oven French fries in them. I even throw in ketchup packets and a little toy he'd forgotten he had to help sell the lie. He loves it. And I'm not sorry.

I feel bad I’m a terrible person but I was so hungry I’m so broke i have no food the food bank couldn’t get me in until January 15 because holidays are busy idk wha Ticim going to do I don’t want to do hat again I have sinned and I feel terrible I only took two small muffins two yoghurt cups and 5 little sausages 4 for me 1 for my dog so I wasn’t gluttonous but still I’m a thief.

I know, super first-world anarchist.

My little cousins are the biggest shits in the world and my aunt pretty much let’s them do whatever they want without consequence. They were roughhousing and knocked my phone off the counter, shattering the screen. My closest Apple store is about 2 hours away and it’s a huge inconvenience for me to drive there not to mention the extra gas. So instead of explaining this to her (she’s the kind of person who doesn’t care about things that don’t effect her directly) I told her it was $329 to fix (which is true if I didn’t have apple care). She wrote me a check for $329 and I only had to pay $29 and I pocketed the extra $300. I consider that my non disclosed inconvenience fee.

I have been a teacher for 29 years. During that time, I have had good classes of students and not-so-good classes of students. NEVER in my life have I experienced the level of frustration that I am experiencing with this year's 9th graders. Don't get me wrong, there are some great kids in my classes, but on the whole, the level of disrespect and inability to stay focused on their tasks is off the chart. My patience is at an end. This might be the year that I am done.

That's pretty much it. I make sure that customers get their moneys worth. I make the McFlurries full and add a good amount of sauce, I make sure the fries are as full as possible, and sometimes I give the sauces away for free. I once put about 14 nuggets in a 9 piece box. I genuinely don’t care anymore. I think the job is fun and stuff but it’s taken way too seriously. They haven’t taught me how to work the grill and how to make the burgers yet, but to be honest, that’s for their own safety at this point.

My work charges $10/day for parking in the parking garage, which really adds up. We are supposed to pay this out of our own pockets. But I don't pay. I found a parking spot on the bottom floor of the garage that is all the way in the corner. It's dark there and quite well hidden. Then I back my car into the spot, put it into neutral, and push it gently until it rests against the wall. So the wall completely blocks my rear plate. And I have no front plate. So the parking attendant, if they happen to walk all the way into that corner, cannot easily read my plate. I see many of my coworkers complaining about the prices, or showing parking tickets they got because they forgot to pay that day. But so far I have not gotten a ticket. Eventually I will get a ticket I think, and at that point I will not pay it and just start taking public transportation to work.

Let me preface this with, I love my wife, I love my daughter. However, I do not love watching a movie with them. Movies should be watched in the dark, with a big bowl of popcorn, and minimal to 0 talking. My wife INSISTES on having the lights on full blast, not even dimmed, but bright as noon. Then she enjoys chatting, and then asking 15 minutes later what's going on in the movie. Or when I'm doing my annual Vincent Price marathon in October, call them stupid old movies. The biggest cardinal sin are the distractions, "hey can you get me some milk?" "run to the kitchen and get me a snack" etc. When i watch a movie that's what I'm doing, I'm watching a movie. No phones, no laptops, no tablets. All the while paying attention to the movie and not 15 other things. So if there's a movie I want to see and I know she won't be interested I wait for her to go to bed then make some popcorn and watch a good movie, by myself with no distractions. After I type this and hit post I'm making some popcorn and watching the new Knives Out movie. I'll see your replies in a couple hours.