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Remember when people thought access to the internet would make everyone so much smarter? More educated, way harder to manipulate? Fun times. Turns out, for all the good it’s done, human stupidity is just one of those things apparently no technology in the world will ever fix. Not even close.

To drive the point home, we’ve rounded up some of the dumbest Reddit posts shared online. Have a scroll and see for yourself. Just be ready for some serious secondhand embarrassment along the way.

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    It’s kind of ironic when you think about it. The internet gives us access to pretty much infinite knowledge. Studies, books, videos, entire libraries worth of material, all available in seconds. Generations before us could never have dreamed of having that. In theory, all of it should make us smarter.

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    And yet, it doesn’t really seem like it has. Sure, plenty of folks have used the internet to become more informed or pick up new skills. But even so, there’s still no shortage of stupidity out there. If anything, the internet has just given it a spotlight.

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    #6

    Close up of a yellow bird beak with a funny question about beak overgrowth on Reddit

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    Ejteh
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reaction to OP is just so friendly and nice! I love this

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    In reality, the internet, and a lot of the tech that came with it, might actually be making us a bit dumber. Because for all the stuff it’s given us, it’s also taken some things away.

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    Think about GPS. Most of us use Google Maps to get pretty much anywhere these days. It’s obviously way easier than pulling out a physical map and a compass. But it also means our own sense of direction has gotten worse, because we’ve handed that job over to an app and stopped exercising that part of our brain entirely.

    #7

    Funny Reddit post confused about French on subreddit for France location

    It's for people like this that the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The internet is British / Swiss-French, and mostly runs on Finnish software." could be a response of equal quality...

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    #8

    Googly eyes on fridge food to prevent snacking story

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    Random Jackass
    Community Member
    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not the a*****e. In fact, you should begin putting googly eyes on things just outside the fridge and expand slowly over the next few weeks while feigning ignorance. You should even accuse the roommate of placing all the subsequent googlies in an attempt at retaliation. Slowly his grip on reality will slip and and he'll run screaming into the darkness of the night screaming "AT LEAST THE EYES IN THE DARK AREN'T GOOGLY!". That will teach him not to mess with someone else's cheese sticks.

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    #9

    Funny online post about connecting AirPod to niece's stomach after she swallowed it

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now play Stuck in the Middle with You - Stealers Wheel

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    Same goes for research. We don’t need to go to a library and dig through books to piece information together anymore. We don’t need to brainstorm and scribble it all out on paper.

    We can just type a few words into a search bar and get answers instantly. It’s incredibly convenient, but there’s not a whole lot of deep thinking involved in that process.

    #12

    Funny Reddit post about realizing to let shower warm up before stepping in

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    Ejteh
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to believe that this is real so bad! Amazing!

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    Funny enough, all that easy access to information has actually made us overestimate how much we know. One study from Yale tested this by having participants search for things online and comparing them to a control group that didn’t.

    Turns out, those who looked something up felt significantly smarter than the control group, including on topics that had nothing to do with what they searched for. They were also convinced their brains were more active.

    #14

    Online post asking if threatening to open a jar of hornets makes one arrestable

    Why would you ask?

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been wondering what I should do with the jar of hornets I have

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    #15

    Confused about cupcake symbol on washing machine display panel

    Kinda wholesome.

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    And now that we have easy access to AI, we have the luxury of thinking even less. It does our homework, plans our meals, puts together our workout routines, builds our vacation itineraries. Some of us even use it as a personal therapist. And so far, that kind of reliance isn’t looking great.

    A study from MIT found that heavy use of tools like ChatGPT reduces cognitive engagement, weakens memory recall, and can slow down the development of critical thinking skills.

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    #16

    Question about sister being older and superfetation explained with family twist

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    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to assume OP is the affair child seeing as it took 16 years to work this one out.

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    #18

    Reddit story about boyfriend calling user tony pizza nickname

    Absolute fever dream of a scenario.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start calling my husband Sour Meat. Totes adorbs 🥰

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    They tested this by splitting participants into three groups, each tasked with writing SAT-level essays. One group got access to ChatGPT, another used traditional Google Search, and the third had no resources at all, just their own brain. Over several rounds of essay writing, each participant was hooked up to an EEG to track brain activity. 

    The ChatGPT group consistently showed the lowest engagement, and it actually got worse over time. By the end of the study, many of them were essentially just copying and pasting. Their brains were doing less and less with every essay.

    #19

    Humorous Reddit thread about injecting gorilla blood into veins to gain strength

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    OktopuS
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you must extract the blood from the gorilla.

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    Now, this doesn’t necessarily mean we’re all doomed or that we need to throw our phones in a river to avoid becoming brain-fried zombies. But it does suggest that maybe we should stop making everything so easy for ourselves.

    This is something columnist Kathryn Jezer-Morton calls “friction-maxxing.” She coined the term in an essay for The Cut earlier this year, and the idea is pretty simple. Build up a tolerance for inconvenience. Choose the harder option more often and in doing so, make life a bit more enjoyable and fulfilling.

    #22

    Post about husband shoplifting avocados and smiling at them afterward

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your husband wants some privacy with the avocado

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    #23

    Confused post asks why tattoo places don't offer euthanasia for clients

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that word and I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    #24

    Brown eye color discussion with close-up image of eyes and funny comments

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    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they’re brown, I don’t see the confusion

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    For example, instead of sharing your location with everyone at all times, you could turn it off. That way, the people who actually want to reach you have to put in a little effort and talk to you. And in return, you get something valuable back: privacy.

    Or instead of ordering takeaway on a delivery app every time, you could actually go out to a restaurant or a cafe. Even if it takes more energy to get there. Invite someone along or go solo.

    As a reward you get to enjoy a fresh meal. Have a real conversation with someone. Thank the staff in person and see an actual smile on their face. Just feel more connected to the world around you. A little friction goes a longer way than you’d think.

    #26

    Funny Reddit thread about getting $10,000 for a girl rejecting a date quickly

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd start a long yap about why Gammamon is the best main protagonist Digimon partner of all the Digimon anime seasons. There's 99% I'd get the money and 1% I'd find a star-crossed soulmate 😁

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    #27

    Reddit story about misunderstanding escalators and a mistaken identity joke

    On AskReddit, "What’s something you believed as a child?"

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    #28

    Dried cucumber hat on noodles as a hilarious food art

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    Talis
    Community Member
    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it getting brown, put it on your head and it will shout "Griffindor!".

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    #31

    Funny Reddit comments about bruises moving around the body

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But *why* did the bruise cross the road?

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    #32

    Humorous Reddit post about a teen's mustache and Frank Zappa style

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole shaving thing sounds great when you're 14 but when you have to shave every day the luster kinda wears off.

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    #33

    Red-haired person wearing Gucci bucket hat acting mysterious in dating advice post

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    Juls
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, instead of all this ridiculousness, you could just try talking to women like we're people.

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    #34

    Funny dumb online post asking if autism can be developed on purpose

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    Fungus John
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you'll need to be bitten by a radioactive train

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    #35

    Nuclear engineer complains about attracting too many furries at social events

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a furry. How can I stop attracting nuclear engineers all the time?

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    #36

    Question about wasp sting effects with autoimmune disease symptoms

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    Juls
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasp venom has anti inflammatory and anti pain qualities, but getting stung risks serious allergic reactions. Plus it hurts like hecky heck.

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    #37

    Funny argument about hippos swimming between student and teacher

    On an AskReddit post asking what stupid thing the smartest person someone knew did.

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    Min (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why OP was downvoted, they're correct. Hippos don't swim.

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    #40

    Reddit post questioning if babies need thumbs

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they can't drive. Hitchhiking is their only way to travel

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    #42

    Post asking if playing a certain song for young kids on Zoom is illegal

    I have never read something so ridiculous.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inappropriate music is de rigueur for schools. The one nearest me plays Pink Floyd The Wall "We don't need no education" every day.

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    #44

    Delivery driver takes proof of delivery photo while customer sleeps in bed

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, how long have you been a Nuclear Engineer?

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    #45

    Person holding roll of meat mistaken for charcuterie board skin

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us you're stòned without telling us you're stòned.

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    #46

    Screenshot of error entering May 16 as birth date in online form

    5/16/1999.

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    meow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something that has irritated me for so long, why do people write things in the mm/dd/yyyy format? SURELY dd/mm/yyyy make much more sense??

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    #47

    Question about being bisexual outside LGBTQ community from online post

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    random_frog_6846
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always people are obsessed with labels. You do you bro, love who you love.

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    #49

    Funny comment thread about emojis and Instagram normies online humor

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    Gail Lott
    Community Member
    Premium
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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    #50

    User laments that his girlfriend was aborted in this timeline

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having such a bad date that you invent a time machine so you were never born

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    #52

    User asking about suing someone for reposting a meme on Reddit

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    meow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I believe unless you submitted it for copyright/made it clear it wasn't able to be redistributed without monetary compensation then you cannot sue. Also it's a meme, you didn't lose any money from the loss of upvotes. idk im not a lawyer, but also c'mon. its a meme.

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    #53

    Reddit community rMovingToNorthKorea with over 7,000 members

    A subreddit that is full of people who are serious about moving to North Korea. It’s not satire. The posts and comments on this subreddit are serious.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they're serious. It's the best way to get away from American influence.

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    #56

    Tattoo in Arabic script asking for translation on forearm

    On a subreddit about older trans people.

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    NetworkMan
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defence, the subreddit IS called TransLater

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    #57

    Repeated dumb marriage requests from India on multiple subreddits

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India

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    #58

    Plate piled with eight plain hotdog buns and hotdogs on kitchen counter

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    David Morgan
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking them might be a good idea. Also, if that's a regular meal, he should seriously think about getting plenty of fibre into his diet.

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    #59

    User shares failed attempts to get specific number from Google generator

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    Min (she/her)
    Community Member
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.

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    #61

    Funny online comment about VeggieTales song revealing subtle Christian brainwashing undertones

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    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look as far as Christian brainwashing kids shows go, from what I recall Veggie Tales was pretty funny and inoffensive.

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