MYSTERIOUS: Funny dumb problem solving suggestions - What They Never Told You
Interview With ExpertEvery now and then, we meet someone who offers unsolicited advice. This person thinks they have the answer to everything, even the most complex problems that require deep thought and deliberation.
Their ability to oversimplify things is actually astounding, so much so that there is a subreddit dedicated to these “geniuses.” Indeed, the Thanks, I’m Cured community does a splendid job of subtly calling out these people for being so out of touch with reality.
Here are some of the posts from the page. Yes, all of these are facepalm-worthy, but their utter absurdity is where the entertainment value lies.
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Looking Forward To The Research Too
Come On Stock Market, Get It Together
Cool
Well now I'm more depressed because I can't afford to travel the world.
People who come off as know-it-alls who give unsolicited advice will likely peeve, even offend, the other person. But according to Houston-based psychotherapist Elizabeth Seabolt-Esparza, a lack of emotional intelligence could be a factor outside of narcissism and ego wounding.
Thanks For That
During a bout of depression a long time ago my well meaning boss told me how patients on the cancer ward had worse lives than me. And yes I felt so bad about my depression that it made me more depressed. And guilty.
Just Stop Being Poor
Work Harder
“Some people feel helpless and don't know what to say, particularly in situations involving loss or chronic health issues. Some people may truly mean well while not realizing they are causing harm rather than helping,” Elizabeth told Bored Panda.
Oh, Thank Goodness! For A Moment I Thought Something Might Be Wrong
Weeeeeeeeee
But I Hate Turmeric
Does it have to be my own first born son? Cos it's a bit late for that
Other times, people just want to feel heard. According to licensed therapist Laurie Wilson, these folks just want to feel important and know their opinions matter. In some cases, she says it’s also a product of neurodivergence.
“Neurodiverse people don't mean anything malicious about it. We just really swear that we have the right answer,” Laurie says.
My Cousin Shared This
An Outlet
If Only Avoiding Bigotry Were This Easy
Although this is simplified, studies show that constant inundation with media and online social networks is not good for mental health.
The lack of perspective may also affect someone’s opinions on a specific matter. Elizabeth emphasizes that most people who give unsolicited advice mean well. However, they may be coming from a place of ignorance or privilege, or just want to help so badly.
I Just Thought This Was Funny
I Think This Belongs Here
This needs context. If the person is suffering from clinical depression or some other actual disease or condition this is evil. But if they constantly ignore good choices and then complain about bad outcomes, then this is absolutely brilliant.
Thought We’d All Appreciate This
“It can be easy to tell someone to just quit a job they hate or to just stop going to Starbucks when they have a financial net to catch them, not realizing that some people are struggling so much financially that there is no fat to trim, so to speak,” Elizabeth said. “Feeling helpless can create a need to fix it by offering unsolicited advice.”
Paging “Doctor” Mom
99% Of Online “Mental Health Advices”
Healthy Coping Mechanisms
So, how can you actually be a supportive listener for someone going through a rough time? Laurie’s number one tip is to “just listen.” She then advised against sharing a story about a similar experience, since the other person only needs to be seen and heard.
Oh. Okay
You Heard 'Em Boys, Effort Doesn't Require Effort
Please Leave Me Alone
“As a society, we need to be more aware of the link between mental illness and chronic illness, as well as financial and all the other hardships that come along with that,” Laurie said. “Our attachment wounds and our past trauma or past hurt yield illness and hardship. And ‘just think positive’ will not lessen the pain.”
Thanks Google
Is AI trying to get rid of the human resistance before it renames itself Skynet?
Pain Is Temporary Unless It's Chronic
Can It Actually
Financial stability helps (alot) with things that make normal people sad and anxious, but depression is not about that. It's biological and can happen to people regardless of finances. I have had multiple major depressive episodes and have been upper middle class most of my life. In fact, one of my common thought loops when I get depressed is a feeling of deep seated shame that I have so much privilege and objectively a great life and I can't even do the most basic things. I think about how many people struggle against much more difficult circumstances and do amazing things meanwhile I can't even get up the energy to do my laundry.
Meanwhile, Elizabeth’s tip is simple and straightforward: ask yourself if the advice you’re giving addresses the problem within minutes. Her second important piece of advice: remember that not everyone is religious.
And That's How I Lost My Self Esteem
I sometimes wonder if these teachers ever experienced bullying, or even interacted with other kids
Wow Imma Need Me Several Of Those
Anyone want to buy some magic pebbles? I have ones that cure the above, also ones that cure communism in a person, and homosexuality.
(Found On Facebook)
“Comments like ‘let go and let God’ may feel dismissive to someone who is an atheist,” Elizabeth said. “It is advisable to check with the person first to see if they are religious to get an idea of how this may land with them. Even if they are religious, they may not be feeling receptive to this kind of response.”
I Know It’s A Joke But Seems To Fit Here
It Was Just That Simple
I Dont Know What To Put Here
Ugh. This is like receiving advice on how to prevent/relief migraines from people who've never had a migraine.
Found On Pinterest
Question for the last guy. Sherry, specifically, or alcoholic beverages in general?
Positive Mental Attitude
"Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there, Karen. I didnt ask for s****y advice, so why are you giving it?"
Thanks
I Know It’s Ironic But I Just Had To Post This Because It Fits
I never knew that bacteria follows the same rules as vampires. Ya learn something new every day!
We Did It Guys, Bullying Is No More
So... The bullies are still bullying others? Just not you? I do not think that solves the problem.
Broken Leg? Walk
Million dollar companies hire more people to prevent being understaffed. So act like a million dollar company
An Insult In A Bag
And this is where you slap the "well meaning" person who handed you this...it may not cure depression, but there will be a short lived rush of dopomine.
Still No Reason To Be A Jerk For No Reason
Not Sure If It Belongs Here But It Lands In The Same Line Of Posts
And It Is Magically Gone
Riiiiiiight lol let me just not listen to the thing that makes me listen
Toxic Masculinity
Oh Wow What An Idea Thanks Boomer
It’s The Pink Hair That’s The Problem Guys
So That's How You Get Rid Of Mental Breakdowns
Wow I’m Cured
Thanks Doc I Feel Better Already
Love how the doctors are always so chipper and happy when giving these results. No, dude/dudette. I need answers that actually help.
It's That Easy!
My Brain When Someone Tells Me To “Just Calm Down”:
Cue weaponized incompetence. The only time it’s ok to suddenly be unable to do so much as put toothpaste on the toothbrush. Much less anything more complicated
That's. Not. How. Autism. Works
It worked. I've changed my mindset. Now I say "I can't handle (specific thing) due to my stupidity". Is that better?
Putting A Magazine In A Revolver
It's That Simple Bro
The Cure To Bed Is Just Stopping
My Mother Just Forwarded This To Me
Sounds like my mom before I made her read a bunch of articles about how depression/anxiety works. Telling me to "snap out of it" is pointless.
…because American Diets Are Famously Deficient In Salt
Adhd Meds
I Hatee This Quote
Yes. Just Pretend To Feel Happy
Why Are You Depressed, You Sad Idiot? You Have Tea And Cookies Right In Front Of You!
Just Think Positive, Bro
I No Longer Have Depression Apparently
Found On A Popular Investing Ig Page
Gee…I am absolutely in awe. Why didn’t I think of that? Oh, wait, I did. And so did everyone not in your privileged sphere. You are such a massive a*s, you must smell your own bs all day and night
Well That Was Easy
Next Time I Should Just Make It Into More Money Ez
The poor man needs to spend the money on necessities, the rich man can afford to invest surplus cash.
Bad Correlation
Sentiments Like This Are Such A Genuine Pet Peeve Of Mine
Because They Make The Same Amount Of Money
Thanks, My Depression Has Been Cured
Well now, I know some people who aren’t clinically depressed, but who seem to thrive on dwelling on the negative and ignoring the positive—-but only when talking to other people. On their own, they’re quite happy and content, but let someone else come into the room, and they suddenly turn on the doom and gloom switch. I’m married to one, and have seen him when it’s just him, as opposed to when other people are around. It’s the audience they can play to that matters, not the actual truth about their lives.
Recently started therapy bc I'm pretty sure I have ADHD. Doc made the 2nd meeting way shorter bc he had "stuff to do" (the commute to go there was 6x the duration of the appointment so it was a bit annoying), and then asked me to tell him what I never forget. Which I couldn't, bc I forget everything, which is why I'm here in the first place. He was like "you need to understand what happens for the things you never forget", and only when I snapped and listed a lot of stuff that I do forget, including closing my door, turning off my stove, and eating, that he took notice of forgetting to eat and said "ah so you actually struggle with something". Once again my dude, why do you think I bothered coming in the first place?
Do you mind if I print some of these out? I'm seeing a brand spanking new therapist for the first time tomorrow and want to take them along to show her.
Recently started therapy bc I'm pretty sure I have ADHD. Doc made the 2nd meeting way shorter bc he had "stuff to do" (the commute to go there was 6x the duration of the appointment so it was a bit annoying), and then asked me to tell him what I never forget. Which I couldn't, bc I forget everything, which is why I'm here in the first place. He was like "you need to understand what happens for the things you never forget", and only when I snapped and listed a lot of stuff that I do forget, including closing my door, turning off my stove, and eating, that he took notice of forgetting to eat and said "ah so you actually struggle with something". Once again my dude, why do you think I bothered coming in the first place?
Do you mind if I print some of these out? I'm seeing a brand spanking new therapist for the first time tomorrow and want to take them along to show her.
