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If you never check the comments section on the internet, this is your sign to start. There are people hiding in there who belong on a standup stage but instead chose to be devastatingly funny under a stranger’s photo of their lunch. Or a random cat video. Or a government announcement. Nothing is safe, really.

We’ve collected a whole lot of examples from “Cursed Comments” on X, and they’re all waiting below. Scroll down to read them and upvote your favorites. And don’t be shy about dropping a witty line of your own while you’re at it.

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    #3

    A tweet and a savage comment from a doctor, surprised people are home during his house calls.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he expect people to be building a shed or hosting a drag show when he arrives?

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    #5

    A dramatic lightning bolt striking a tall building during a dark storm, an example of savage comments about nature.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did that person do to deserve this?? 😭😭

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    #8

    A person holding a small mouse wrapped in a towel. Savage comments questioning the mouse's existence.

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    CloPotato
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a random giant grabbing you like you owe them money. Of course he's begging for pardon for crimes he didn't commit.

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    #9

    A screenshot of savage comments from people with no chill, discussing space temperature in a funny exchange.

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called the Goldilocks Zone. Not too hot, not too cold, its just right.

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    #11

    A graph titled Titanic Annual Deaths, with a sharp spike in 1912, a visual part of savage comments.

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    UnclePanda
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spike was just the tip of the iceberg.

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    #13

    Tweet about the world's oldest baby, showing the baby's parents and the baby, with a savage comment.

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    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spidercat, Bonesco & Sea Bunny you folks made my day 😄

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    #14

    A creepy, distorted drawing of a face with many eyes and mouths. A savage comment about a psych ward drawing.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s pretty amazing though, I’m not going to lie. OP could have a future in the arts.

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    #15

    A shadow figure with dandelions for eyes, described as a surprisingly unnerving image in the savage comments.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an album cover if I've ever seen one.

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    #19

    Two paintings titled The Worker and The Builder, with a savage comment suggesting the woman is about to slap the man.

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    CloPotato
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sovietic art looks erotic so often... Visiting Prague was like seeing a gay pride set in stone

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    #20

    A text message conversation with savage comments, revealing a friend's lack of chill after a baby's birth.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its only funny if blue was just kidding...

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    #21

    A burning ship on water with a comment about spoilers, demonstrating savage comments from people with no chill.

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    El Howard
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler: dude finally returns home and his own wife doesn't recognize him. Been there, done that!

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    #23

    A tweet and an image of a man looking serious, illustrating savage comments about a girlfriend's course and showing people with no chill.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The symptoms are sounding a little too familiar.

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    #24

    A screenshot showing savage comments about the Kool-Aid man, questioning if he is the jar or liquid.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain read this as "is the the jar kool aid man or the liquid?"

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    #25

    An image of a parakeet with edited wings and the text Long Live Lewis, featuring savage comments left by people with no chill.

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    El Howard
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Department of Redundancy Department. (Probably a generic RIP template.)

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    #30

    A mom and four kids intently looking at a Game Boy screen, receiving a savage comment comparing it to a Renaissance painting.

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    Megalodon Meg
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my kids so much and it is so sweet these kiddos are watching, gripped in awe and suspense but I'd be asking them to back the f up a couple paces and let me cook 😆

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    #33

    A toy turtle on a laptop keyboard, looking at the screen. A savage comment about eating Excel.

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think there's a single thing a turtle does that is not cute.

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    #34

    A before and after comparison of a facelift, with a savage comment stating, 'Looks like same.'

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a little smile can make all the difference.

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    #36

    A screenshot of savage comments, where one user states their goal is acres of land, not Gucci bags.

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time someone demanded more "living space" it didn't end well.

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    #38

    A Twitter post with a savage comment about cows being calm despite the floor being food.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could stay calm if I were surrounded by salad without dressing

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    #39

    A Twitter post asking what happens if you microwave nothing, with a reply saying Fire, followed by the original poster's savage comment.

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    B Parke
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend once set a timer on his microwave for a pizza in the oven except he turned the microwave on (we were drunk). Fifteen minutes later we smelled burning plastic. It had started to literally melt.

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    #41

    A bull terrier behind a fence with a 'Beware, I live here' sign featuring its face, inspiring savage comments.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous English Bull Terrier. Mine was named Pearl.

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    #43

    A black dog with glowing eyes and visible teeth, illustrating a savage comment asking if it is a hell hound.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I borrowed him from the devil for a while, hell hounds are hard work need a lot of training so here we are 👍

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    #46

    A Twitter conversation where a parent thanks Amazon for hiring their 12-year-old son as a driver, leading to a savage comment exchange.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    21 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's actually 48. His birthday is February 29th.

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    #47

    A person holding a basketball with a shadow that resembles a bald man drinking a juice box, a funny image from savage comments.

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing. I need to spend more time looking at my shadow in case something like this happens.

    #49

    A 3D rendering of a confused face, illustrating a savage comment about infinity.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with my nephew! And then he says infinity plus infinity so then I must admit defeat 😂

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    #50

    A McDonald's menu screen showing water as out of stock, with savage comments expressing no chill.

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    Kaz
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, we have no more of the most plentiful thing on the planet. (Yes, I know that most of it is undrinkable saltwater. Indulge me.)

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    #51

    A screenshot showing a savage comment about Batman saying 'y'all' in a fanfiction.

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    43Duckies
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought at first that the OP was saying that they had just started *writing* a new fic, and the characters were already spinning out of control.

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    #53

    A screenshot of a social media thread with multiple savage comments in a playful exchange.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black metal, let me think. Zinc and aluminium are white metals. Iron is a dark red metal. Sodium, magnesium, manganese, are black metals, I think.

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    #54

    A tweet about savage comments regarding childhood pictures ruined by someone acting like the Undertaker, depicting people with no chill.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries. Easy to add some irises and pupils. Maybe throw in a curly moustache and devil horns if you're feeling creative.

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    #61

    An image with the POV of finding someone attractive, below which is a savage comment left by someone with no chill.

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    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if this is from his pov, he's talking about her

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    #62

    A screenshot of savage comments about pre-workout coffee and a memorable username, demonstrating people who have no chill.

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    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say 248 etc is full of sh*t if diarrhea wasn't a part of their workout routine

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    #67

    Tweet about having a crush, with a savage comment asking to describe the crush.

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    Brian Herold
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danny misunderstood. Karl said to describe HER BROTHER, not her.

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    #68

    A screenshot of savage comments showing a person holding a packaging with nothing inside, sparking funny comments.

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    Starbug
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not nothing, it's a free Amazon packing bag!

    #71

    A close-up of hamster food with a savage comment from a user about its generic appearance.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make crackers for cheese out of stuff that looks like that (I am not a hamster)

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    #77

    A text conversation with savage comments, including a picture of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

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    random_froggg (she/they 86/47)
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White rabbits scare me. Yes I’ve seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, why do you ask?

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