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StarmanWaitingInTheSky
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Just a wandering panda. (I'm a gal, btw. I think some pandas think I'm a dude. I can understand the confusion. Starman is one of my favourite songs.)

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My daughter kept saying for years her previous mom was called Dimitra (Greek name), and they lived in a house with a huge fireplace.

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I was done having kids. My oldest said “is my sister in your tummy yet? Then again weeks later said “my sister said in my dream that’s she’s going to be in your tummy soon!” I was pregnant a couple weeks later with her sister. We also got a gender test that was false and said boy and my oldest said it was wrong (she was right).

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
My daughter kept saying for years her previous mom was called Dimitra (Greek name), and they lived in a house with a huge fireplace.

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
I was done having kids. My oldest said “is my sister in your tummy yet? Then again weeks later said “my sister said in my dream that’s she’s going to be in your tummy soon!” I was pregnant a couple weeks later with her sister. We also got a gender test that was false and said boy and my oldest said it was wrong (she was right).

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Not my kid, but i was like two months preg and was at a birthday party for a friend’s kid. One of the other kids came up to me and said “you have a baby in your belly” 😵💫 found out a month later!

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My step daughter asked "who’s that man behind you?" We were alone.

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My 3 yr old pointed out my father in laws mother from a photo album she's never seen before. Then told us she (my 3 yr old) ran off the road and then got sick. His mother was in a car accident.

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I let my son use my neck book light to do some sort of craft and he said “you know I used to use these when I was a doctor?” He was 4.

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Were I live there used to be a pier it got knocked down in the late 1960s and my friends little brother used to say he visited it with his other mum. He was born in 2010.

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My daughter kept saying she had two brothers and I was like girl you have one and she would always say we will meet the other soon and a month later I found out I was pregnant w my youngest boy.

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My brother passed away from ocular melanoma years ago. When my son was about 3 he told me “Uncle Bruddy has 2 eyes & no glasses & is in Heaven!” My bro had a fake eye and wore glasses to protect it.

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My son used to say he was a German soldier during ww2 and even pointed out where he lived. He was about 2-4 years then.

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My daughter told me her "real name" was Rosa and I needed to take her to find her husband Carlos who still lived in their brick house that looked like a school.

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My son said when I was pregnant with him he crawled up into my brain. I asked him what it looked like and he just said small.

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My niece when we were praying before bed she said “God thank u for my lil sister Lily I hope she’s safe” my sister was pregnant then with the chosen name Lily but she’s never mentioned it to anyone.

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My son says he is on his last “Cameron” and that he’s been others before but this is last one.

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
I was done having kids. My oldest said “is my sister in your tummy yet? Then again weeks later said “my sister said in my dream that’s she’s going to be in your tummy soon!” I was pregnant a couple weeks later with her sister. We also got a gender test that was false and said boy and my oldest said it was wrong (she was right).

Unhinged-Things-Kids-Said-To-Parents
Not my kid, but i was like two months preg and was at a birthday party for a friend’s kid. One of the other kids came up to me and said “you have a baby in your belly” 😵💫 found out a month later!

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My dad visited us in July. As he was riding away on his motorcycle we said bye and my son said, well, we won't see him again. My dad [passed away] July 4th of a massive stroke.

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My daughter was around 3 or 4, looked at me and said, "I was your age when I became a ghost. I was a mother, just like you."

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Mine told me she likes me better than her “other mommy that i used to have when i was old.”

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We used to live in my fiancés late great gmas house. One day we were leaving & my daughter ran to the EXACT spot she passed away in, looked up & said “Bye love you so much” & waved. I was flabbergasted.

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2 year old asked me where Lu was. I said sissy? (Lucy) he said no. I said Luna? (our dog). He laughed and said no mommy Lu the angel. My late grandmother's name is Lu.

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My son was 3 and told me he was my dad, that he got sick and had to leave but he was back now. My dad [passed away] when I was 9, I was 31 when he told me this.

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Last week. my 5 y.o. : when i will be old there will be no more electricity in the world.




















