Have you ever walked into someone’s house and wondered “what on earth were you thinking?” Some people are born to design or decorate. Some get by on the bare minimum of creativity. And others clearly have no cooking clue. While trends change as times move, there are certain things that will just always be a “no!”
Instagram account "Please Hate These Things" has been created to warn you about the biggest mistakes you could ever make while decorating or designing your living space. The brains behind the page is an established interior designer called Dina Holland. She started it as a laugh for her friends, but it's grown to clock up and impressive 616,000 followers. As the account's bio notes, it's a gallery of "absurd, ugly & just plain stupid things in home design." Bored Panda has picked the worst of the worst from the page so you can check yourself before you wreck yourself during your next home design project...
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You get bad decor... And you get really bad, tacky decor. While we can all agree that your home should reflect your style and taste, there are certain items that experts warn are a total no-go.
"Often, what designers consider unappealing comes down to items that look cheaply made or overly generic, leaving a space feeling impersonal rather than authentically lived-in," explains Meghan Shouse, House Beautiful's Digital Editor.
Shouse says that while you should ultimately decorate for yourself, and not worry too much about others' opinions, you may want to pay attention to certain elements if your goal is to create a more polished, elevated look.
You never know when you'll have to fend off an invading army. Where's the drawbridge?
The first decor faux pas may surprise certain people but some decor experts believe that matching furniture sets have no place in a polished, modern home. According to designer Tina Ramchandani, they "flatten the space and leave no room for personality."
Shouse writes that a better option is to "play with different but coordinating furnishings to make a space feel more curated, intentional, and warm." She suggests taking your time to decorate your space, and putting effort into finding pieces that "go well together, but don't look nearly identical."
Interior designer Sarah Gibson agrees. She says it looks particularly tacky when everything matches.
"Remember those furniture store displays where everything, from the sofa to the coffee table to the end tables, matched exactly? While cohesive design is important, overly matching furniture can feel flat and outdated," explains the expert. "I recommend avoiding the ‘bedroom in a box’ aesthetic, easy as it may seem."
And within 3 months everyone on the street had two inch thick glasses
Gibson's advice is to curate a piece you truly love and combine complementary styles, finishes, and materials. This, she says, creates a lovely layered, designer look.
"Pair an upholstered sofa with a vintage coffee table, or mix metals and wood tones within the same room. The contrast adds so much more character and depth," she adds. The expert also notes that it doesn't have to cost a fortune. Don't be afraid to source items from thrift stores.
I am a short person and I do not approve. Also . . . how is the back of that fridge getting any ventilation? The bottom vent doesn't do it.
P. Diddy's breakfast bar. Out of shot to the left is a 55 gallon drum of baby oil.
The next rule when it comes to home decor (and many experts agree on this one) is out with the fake flowers/plants and in with the real deal. Bringing nature indoors can instantly uplift your space and your mood. On the flip side, dusty, plastic plants do the opposite.
"They lack the texture and movement that bring a space to life," says Danielle Chiprut of Danielle Rose Design Co. Another designer Tina Ramchandani agrees, saying, "I'd take no florals over bad florals any day."
For Gibson, outdated light fixtures can make or break a room. The expert says that this is an element that's often overlooked yet it makes a huge difference.
"Fixtures that scream 'builder grade' or feel stuck in another decade can instantly make a space feel dated," she explains. "In my 1990’s builder-grade home, it was basic flush mounts, which have been coined 'boob lights.' I think we’ve replaced almost all of them by now."
I thought it was a sweet little house until I found the door. Now it is an abomination. Burn it down and try again.
Gibson's advice is to do as she did: "Swap outdated light fixtures for layered and timeless options. Think clean lines, natural materials, and classic finishes like aged brass or polished nickel." She adds that you shouldn't be afraid to make a statement with a sculptural chandelier or add a playful shade to your sconce- lighting.
And while you're at it, pay attention to any outdated window treatments...
"Vertical blinds are tacky; they have no place in modern interiors, especially homes," says designer Jeanne Barber of Camden Grace Interiors. "We encounter them most installed on sliding doors, and they're almost always dirty from hand smudges."
Gibson suggests opting for light, tailored window treatments like linen drapery panels, woven shades, or simple Roman shades. "Allowing more natural light into your space can instantly make your home feel more spacious and inviting," the expert says.
The wall stud is most likely to the right of out let just a poor placement of the trim
"Sorry, we can't center the entrance to the door because of the gutter downspout."
Looks like a Looney Tune where you just *know* sooner or later some poor hapless cat is going to get dragged through that downspout. Backwards.
Flipping off everyone and showing the junk at the same time. A big FU to the neighbors.
Obviously designed from the inside point of view without caring about the outside elevation. Tsk tsk.
Just waiting for a janitor to come along with a dripping, soaking wet mop.
I'm thinking maybe there used to be a porch there and they didn't want to build a new one.
My mom got me a clown cow once. I couldn't sleep because I had run out of things to have nightmares about.
Not so much a design fail, but more of a buying the wrong type of range fail. Should have a slide-in range, not a freestanding range. For those confused by the terminology... https://www.whirlpool.com/blog/kitchen/slide-in-vs-freestanding-range.html
This is fine. A lot of old homes weren't made with indoor plumbing, so when they added it, bathrooms got creative.
"Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. And so between the both of them, they licked the platter clean."
First get rid of the carpet but then you have lots of space to accessorize!! 😀
Would have propably taken way too long to rearrange them after construction works
Let me guess. There used to be a large glass window next to the door, and a smaller one above it, but they both got smashed and the building owner is too cheap to replace them, so the whole entryway is no longer secure, but wide open to anyone, including people who don’t live there. Real swell for the occupants. /s
Works for me. Might not be the most esthetic, but I am tired of pitch-dark living spaces. Put me on Team Well-Lit.
Where's the design fail? This is clearly a basement bathroom with a couple of kitty litter boxes
I like the film 'Groundhog Day' and Board Panda is a lot like that film, in the sense that so many images have been re-used over and over on each 'New pictures article' 😴🥱
When you are my age nothing is new. Seen some of those before but most were new to me.
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Load More Replies...I like the film 'Groundhog Day' and Board Panda is a lot like that film, in the sense that so many images have been re-used over and over on each 'New pictures article' 😴🥱
When you are my age nothing is new. Seen some of those before but most were new to me.
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