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In the golden age of misinformation, it's not surprising to hear people say questionable things. Ignorance seems to be in abundance these days, and each day online might just confirm that civilization's collective IQ is going down fast. How else could we explain the fact that 7% of Americans believe that chocolate milk actually comes from brown cows?

People can think all kinds of ridiculous stuff, but some actually say it out loud. That's how they end up on lists like these, where we chuckle at and shame people for their ignorance. These gems come to you from one online thread, where one netizen asked: "What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day?" If you've heard some dumb statements lately too, don't forget to share them with us in the comments!

#1

Young man drinking energy drink outdoors for boneheaded comments My co-worker said he drinks an energy drink late at night so he can feel energized in the morning. My other coworker asked him “Doesn’t that make it difficult to go to sleep?” To which my Energy Drink co-worker took a second to think about it and responded “Actually, now that you mention it…”.

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LaurieAnnaT
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9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In college, I took a caffeine tablet in order to stay awake and study. It didn’t work. BUT… when my alarm clock went off, I discovered that I was wide awake and able to study then. So that’s what I continued to do. I’m NOT a morning person, but that caffeine tablet before going to bed came in handy - occasionally - during college. That is not something I’ve had need to try in my many years since college.

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    #2

    Portrait of serious twin women standing back to back I am an identical twin. My sister and I are also both gay. We are at a bar with our girlfriends. Clearly together. Guy walks up. Says, oh your twins! Cool! Then he points at me and says “So, what’s your birthday?” I tell him. Then he points at my sister and says, and what’s YOUR birthday?” He then asked, so, did you realize you were gay from making out with your sister? I was gobsmacked. I said “Idk, did you realize you were straight from making out with YOURS?”

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    #3

    Woman gesturing explaining in conversation on boneheaded comments I had a woman working for me that was really religious and said they've never found fossils in the Grand Canyon so that proves evolution isn't real. When I showed her proof that they had, in fact, found fossils in the Grand Canyon, she said, "Well, those were just planted there to confuse people". Then, as she turned away said "Looks like Jesus won this one". I couldn't respond. You just can't fight blind ignorance.

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    Yeeyee
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew somebody who whole heatedly beloved the dinosaurs weren't real. They said all they displays of the dinosaurs today was made from molds.

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    #4

    Close-up of US individual income tax return form 1040 To this day, I often hear people say that they can’t make more money because it would bump them into a higher tax bracket, and they’d actually make less.

    It gets infuriating trying to explain that you are only taxed at the higher rate past the threshold. I gave up and just nod along.

    I don’t have the patience for the room temperature IQ crowd.

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    Robert T
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that depends very much on the way the tax system works in your country. There are still circumstances in the UK (which has progressive tax rates) that you can end up worse off, such as the elimiation of the tax-free amount for people earning over £100,000, though I note this is now also a progressive decrease. It is not that long ago that we had stamp duty (property sales tax) that was a straight percentage of the purchase price and cut in at a given threshold - £1 less you pay nothing - £1 more and it is 1% of the purchase price (with other higher bands for more expensive propertied). Some tax systems still work like this.

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    #5

    Confused man scratching head with puzzled expression Long before cell phones were a thing. A friend asked me how I had such a good sense of direction. I said "Easy, sun rises in the east and sets in the west." He responded "Since when?".

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    #6

    Woman in bed pointing TV remote control smiling A coworker once said she wanted to move to Italy. Another coworker mentioned she wouldn’t be able to watch TV since it would all be in Italian. First coworker responded that she would just bring her TV from home.

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    Yeeyee
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read this three times to understand what exactly was going on....

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    #7

    Person in white bear costume holding hands with woman in black pants outside My SIL, god bless her sweet soul, on a trip to the World of Coca Cola in Atlanta, upon seeing that the polar bear mascot would be available for pictures that day.

    "So...are they borrowing one from the zoo, or...?"

    She was serious and legitimately thought they were going to bring an Apex predator into an enclosed space with children at a soda factory.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be awesome with politicians instead of children. ;-)

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    #8

    Denim jacket with rainbow pride pins closeup One of my youth pastors at summer camp said you could pray the gay away.

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    Stygtand
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only for an hour or two. Then its back…../s

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    #9

    In middle a teacher said giraffes grew long necks because the adults would stretch their necks during their lives and that babies would inherit the necks, basically physical changes to one individual in one life span pass to the offspring. When I corrected her that's it's gradual process over generations she said I was wrong, so I asked if two people with tattooes had a child would the child inherit the tattoos, she said it's possible.

    I just stopped talking after that and she smiled like she won.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why she had the nose job, so her kids will inherit her new nose!

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    #10

    Silhouette of woman holding glowing orb at sunset She said the moon is a hologram that aliens just project into our night sky for... reasons?

    No, she could not explain tides.

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    #11

    Woman hiking on a dirt road carrying a heavy backpack with a sleeping pad In Athens in 2001, near the Acropolis, an American tourist was trying to buy camera film from a local vendor who spoke very little English.

    He said the price was 800 drachma, which was I think a little over $2 US at the time.

    She was like "800 DOLLARS?"

    He tried to explain that he used drachma, and she was like "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T TAKE DOLLARS!?"

    Like most if not all of the negative stereotypes of American tourists rolled into one person. Including getting louder and louder when not understood.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our exchange students' family came over (US) from Denmark to see her 'graduate'. My Brother-in-law, a reasonably intelligent dude added several decibels when talking with the Dad.

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    #12

    Teen confused studying with books in boneheaded comments theme We were watching the Leonardo DiCaprio adaptation of Romeo and Juliet in the English class that I teach. Before we started, I explained what an adaptation is and the whole activity was for them to compare and contrast the play (which we had just finished reading) with the film. On the second day of watching, one student sits up and blunts out:

    "wait is that Leonardo DiCaprio?!"

    I said yes.

    I can see the gears trying to turn inside his head. Surprised smoke wasn't coming out of his ears. After a second of what can only be described as 'thinking' he said "How is that possible?"

    I said, "What do you mean?"

    He looked super confused and proclaimed, "I thought you said the play was written in the 1500s?"

    I was flabbergasted. Not sure where to begin, I tried to explain. When I said this movie was filmed in the 90s and is a modern adaptation of the play he said:

    "But it was written in the 1500s, how is that possible?"

    ...

    He was serious.

    There is so much to unpack here. Turns out he had never considered how movies work. He was confused that it was Leonardo DiCaprio and not Romeo, and that Leo was still alive after being in the play in the 1500s. It wasn't the guns, cars, helicopters, and tvs that revealed this to him, although he confessed that was confusing him as well (but only after I pointed it out, he hadn't noticed before). He couldn't wrap his "mind" around how something could be written in the past, and then made into a movie hundreds of years later. He didn't know the play was fiction, and he thought the movie was the actual events being filmed.

    When I tried to explain, I realized this kid was SO stupid there wasn't even a place to begin. Does he realize movies are fake? Does he think all movies are just real events? Does he know the middle ages didn't have electricity/cars/helicopters? How old does he think Leo is? Was this his first ever thought?

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    #13

    Car engulfed in flames on street with emergency responder in boneheaded comments Knew a guy who thought he smelled gas under a car we were having trouble with. We had all gotten out. All he said was, “Smells like gas.” He didn’t have a flashlight to get a good look under the car so he pulled out his lighter and lit it. Whoosh! Turns out it WAS gasoline and he had just lit the car on fire. None of us understood why he needed to see the gas to verify if it was in fact gas. We were all dumbfounded. One of us ran to a nearby house to call the fire station. He still hasn’t lived that one down.

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    DeviousOtter
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He carried out a gas detection test successfully!

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    #14

    Woman sitting curled up looking sad against red wall I spent the first 10 years of my life in warm, sunny places, and was always outside. I am naturally a bit tan for a white person, and when I was a kid I was Latina dark because I was ALWAYS IN THE SUN.

    I moved to Texas in 5th grade and a TEACHER accused me of lying about being white… until I brought in a picture of my parents. Then she accused me of being adopted. Like, can’t a little white girl who just moved from HAWAII just be TAN???

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    PandaPadi
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question: Why would she care so much about people being white, especially as a teacher?

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    #15

    Sign on beige wall indicating all-gender restroom access I had a coworker once tell me that he thinks gender neutral bathrooms are a conspiracy by gay men to see women [undressed].

    My other coworker and I tried to help him realize the error there but he couldn't grasp it.

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    Ace
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it normal for women to take all their clothes off as soon as they get into the bathroom then? Just asking for a friend.

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    #16

    Confused man in white shirt touching his head against red background Once heard someone say the earth is flat, still blows my mind.

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    Brian Droste
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last year one time I was getting my haircut. I was a few chairs down from another customer. She was talking about how the earth was flat.

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    #18

    Bride putting wedding ring on groom's finger When I was in the Army I know someone who got charged with polygamy because he thought getting married in one state cancelled out getting married in another. So he turned the paperwork directly into HQ so his new wife could start getting the benefits. He didn't tell his peers because he was afraid of getting made fun of, which he was alot when he was on extra duty and because he was a horrible human being.

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    DeviousOtter
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    13 hours ago

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    I’ve noticed how many of these drop an indication the comments are coming from the states… if the shoe fits!

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    #19

    Confident woman in office with financial charts In third grade I got the first grade of 0 I’d ever received in my life. It was on a test where we had to circle any word that ended in an “r” sound (with a picture of a race car revving its engine for reference). I went up to the teacher, fighting back tears, and asked what I did wrong. She explained how I got all the words wrong by saying them out loud, such as:

    Color
    River
    Better
    Father
    Mother

    She vehemently insisted that these words all ended in an “ah” sound and would not back down.

    Yes, I am from Massachusetts. No, I will never, ever stop being angry about this injustice.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    12 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that teacher's standards, which words DO end with an R sound? Oh, here's one: MoRON

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    #20

    Person signing a document wearing white blouse for boneheaded comments The woman who told me that she signs her signature differently every time so that no one would be able to forge it. Like... I didn't have the heart to explain to her why that was counterproductive.

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    V
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. I do my signature different every time because I have terrible handwriting and it always comes out different no matter what I do.

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    #21

    Dog barking loudly behind metal fence in front of a house I recently moved into a new neighborhood. Out of the dozen houses with pets around, only one family leaves their dog out to bark at every leaf that blows by. One day, I saw the owners outside and went to introduce myself, and just see if they could do something about the barking aimed directly at my bedroom windows starting at 6 AM. After a bit of a chat, the guy said "I'm surprised to hear the barking bugs people. I've had neighbors tell me that they appreciate it, because "It keeps the neighborhood honest"". In my head, all I could hear was David Rose saying "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard". Yea man, people prefer your dog's constant barking over the usual peace and quiet.

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    Earonn -
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a barking dog keeps a neighbourhood "honest"? As in no crime? Authentic? No one can ever lie, lest the barking dog comes and bites their ears off?

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    #22

    Stressed man in a suit holding his temples showing frustration A coworker a couple of weeks ago…

    “I’m sick of this country (united states). I don’t belong here. I’m going to move to Alaska”.

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    Elio
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just a time traveler from when Alaska was part of Russia. /s

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    #23

    Two teenage girls with backpacks talking near yellow school bus with open book I remember being in high school in Georgia(US state) and two girls were arguing if Iowa was a country or city and then they were trying to guess where it was located, Asia or Europe… I felt bad for their teachers.

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    #24

    Close up of woman with red flowers tucked in waistband of white pants My mother had 2 girls after having an ovary removed and had a boy 10 years before. Someone commented 'They must have removed the boy ovary!' LOl that's not how biology works.

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    #25

    Man in red shirt frustrated with hand on face in boneheaded comments context >My uncle told me the reason California has so many gays is because during the gold rush the men spent so much time down in the mines they turned gay.

    Someone actually said that to me in Arizona.

    >Is New Mexico a state or a country?

    My uncle has a PhD and told me that in 2016.

    >You know how black holes don't conduct electricity, and how rubber doesn't conduct electricity? Could black holes be made out of rubber?

    Some dude heard my classmates and I discussing our physics classes (physics majors) and decided to bounce his theory off of us.

    >You're studying physics, right? I had this crazy dream and I was hoping you could tell me what it meant.

    An old high school friend confused physics with psychics.

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    Mrreoww
    Community Member
    9 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how water is liquid and molten mercury is liquid? Could molten mercury be made out of water? /s

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    #26

    Aerial view of industrial factory emitting smoke I know someone who claims that emissions from cars, planes, and other polluting sources are GOOD for the environment. Something about how plants need as much carbon dioxide as possible to make the world greener.

    From what I found out later, this was based partly on an actual study, but only if you read only half of it and ignore the other half (i.e. the "yes, BUT..." half of the research results).

    This claim has also been exploited by oil and gas companies to justify their actions.

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    Sam Trudeau
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then by that logic, this lady OP is talking about shouldn't be able to drown because water is something your body needs

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    #27

    Man facepalming in frustration under clear blue sky My ex girlfriend thought Michigan was one of the seven continents.

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    BrunoVI
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It only SEEMS to be surrounded by oceans. :-) (There's always Indiana... or is that the Indian Ocean?)

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    #28

    Woman putting gas in car at pump for boneheaded comments topic "I don't worry about the price of gas going up, it doesn't affect me because I only ever put $20 in at a time".

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look at what Trump has done to improve mileage. My car's tank used to hold only $30 worth of gas, but now it can hold $45!"

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    #29

    I was working for a state service (MI) that helps unemployed folks with kids who are receiving state support to find new jobs. Most gave it appropriate effort, some just hung around to make sure the state kept the support coming. One day, prior to a seminar I was giving, one young lady announced to her friends, "You can't pick your baby's daddy!" It was all I could do to not jump in the middle of that group and scream, "Yes you can!" That was around 2001 and sticks in my brain to this day.

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    #30

    I'm sure there are many truly more stupid things I've heard, but one that stood out came from an adjudicator at a Middle School "brain bowl" competition. He asked the audience what the lowest possible temperature was in Kelvin, and I said 0 (i.e. absolute zero). The adjudicator just kind of chuckled and shook his head and said that, no, the answer is -273. I clarified and said oh did you mean Celsius and not Kelvin, but no, he was just confidently incorrect and very smugly told us to look it up ourselves.

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    M O'Connell
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    50 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of those stories! Some presenter in middle school asked if any one knew the speed of light, several hands went up and I got called on. "186,000 miles/second" It was humorous to watch the wheels turn in his head because he had no backup presentation for someone in the 5th grade knowing that answer off the top of their head.

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    #31

    Decorative building facade with Austria flag flying So the interaction started interesting: my 18 year old employee was asking about Polish traditions that got handed down in my family. I replied that my Polish great grandfather married an Austrian and everything got mixed and diluted.

    “Austria? You mean Australia?”

    “No, Austria. It’s a country in Europe where they speak German. Where Arnold Schwarzenegger is from -“

    “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?”

    (Mind you, there’s also a customer standing 10 feet away who is now cracking up).

    Boss starts listing off movies…Terminator, Kindergarten Cop, Jingle all the Way, nothing rings a bell. So he googles a picture and the first thing that pops up is the Mr. Olympia picture.

    “Oh, so it’s because that’s what she used to look like?” (Pointing to me, I did a Bikini competition 10 years ago).

    So in short, she didn’t kow Austria was a country, thought Arnold Schwarzenegger was something offensive and her takeaway was something about bodybuilding. The boss now asks all new hires if they know who Arnold Schwarzenegger is.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ones he doesn't hire won't be back.

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    #32

    White cup filled with black coffee on white saucer on dark surface I remember years ago being in the kitchen with the smartest guy in our small company (he's now gone on to startup his own multi million tech firm), he was making a client a cup of black coffee while putting small amounts of milk in it.

    He finally stopped and said "that is as black as I can make it" which is where I asked what he was doing.

    I then explained to him black coffee was without milk, he didn't believe me so went and asked the client, fortunately he had the sense to strategically ask rather than looking more of an idiot.

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    Kathy Brooke
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather had degrees in physics and chemistry. Brilliant man with a photographic memory. When my grandmother died he couldn't do a thing in the house - we had to explain the chemistry of a teabag requiring boiling water to make a cup of tea.

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    #33

    Pregnant woman holding her belly in grey workout clothes indoors That women have heartburn during pregnancy because the baby’s hairs get caught in their esophagus.

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    V
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be why my baby was born bald. All her hair was in my esophagus...

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    #34

    1. "I can't believe someone remade that lame Vanilla Ice song!"
    Teenager at the grocery store when "Under Pressure" came over the sound system.


    2. A cashier in Arizona called her manager and tried to keep my ID stating "New Hampshire is not a real place."

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    Ruth Harper
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    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the teenager was dumb. Their point of reference was music they were familiar with, newer music. That doesn't make them stupid.

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    #35

    A guy once told me that plants and animals have scientific names in Latin because people from ancient Rome went around the entire planet naming stuff.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And coincidently conquering, looting, and enslaving as they did.

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    #36

    Woman standing on balcony looking at orange sunset over cityscape Lass I used to live with shouted me into the kitchen. When I got there she was looking out the window and said "there's a beautiful sunset this morning".

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    Spidercat
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    Technically the Sun neither rises nor sets. It is a stationary object. Any instance of Sun rise or Sun set is just an optical illusion created by the movement of the planet. What you are actually seeing is Earth spin...

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    #37

    Confused woman looking at camera with worried expression and hand raised A guy friend I have asked me if I had a uterus- he was being serious. I was having very bad cramps that day related to that time of the month so yes, I do have a uterus.

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    #38

    Palm tree bending in strong wind with cloudy sky Trees make the wind. When they move their leaves, it starts to blow.

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    V
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they 4 years old? I feel like that's something a 4 year old would say.

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    #39

    Single family housing in Southern California will become affordable if they wait long enough is something I keep on hearing over and over. Even if it somehow crashes like in 08 that assumes that they will be in an advantageous position to buy. This is coming from very smart people and understanding of economics but on this subject they seem to throw it out the window.

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    Doug Moyer
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    21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they wait long enough for a ton of new housing to be built...

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    #40

    I've had conversations with 3 people who don't understand why printing more money wouldn't solve the federal deficit.

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    Pete jamail
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a money scientist I can say, She was sort of right.

    #41

    My boss hired my assistant because he was good at kissing up, despite my protest that he was dumb as a bag of wet mice.

    One day he looked at me and asked: "One quarter, and one quarter, and one quarter, and one quarter, how much is that?"

    I finally got to fire him a month or two later when he came to work tripping and couldn't figure out how to get out of the bathroom stall.

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    Papa
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've encountered the phrase "dumb as a bag of wet mice."

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    #42

    My friend told me one time that she thought the reason people couldn’t have monkeys as pets is bacause it would be too easy to teach them to steal. What do you even say to that? Maybe?

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    #43

    Scene from movie showing man running from dinosaurs Maybe only funny at the time. In the 90s my son had spend the night company. Rented Jurassic Park. The kid said, in all seriousness, "you know they didn't use real dinosaurs ". We still bring it up when we need a laugh.

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    #44

    Woman sleeping peacefully in bed at night She once said sleep is just a suggestion.. like I still think about it every time I’m exhausted.

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    #45

    Woman talking on phone holding up a paper coffee cup looking frustrated A girl I used to work with was on the phone and had to spell her last name. She said “P as in person, A as in apple, L as in elephant…” You could tell the person on the other end was confused because she started again. “P as in person, A as in Apple, L as in elephant…”.

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    #46

    Teacher explaining geometry concepts with formulas on chalkboard behind him Girl in high school with me once asked “Is Barack Obama the President of the United States OR America?”

    I’ll never forget the look on the teacher’s face.

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    #47

    After the fire at Notre Dame cathedral, a coworker said:

    It's so sad to see millions of years of history just go up in flames like that...

    A second coworker said:

    You mean thousands... But you're right...

    I just asked them why they thought the cathedral was built long before Christ was born.

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    #48

    Passport and toy airplane on wooden table I had a woman that I used to work with that didnt realise that Fiji was a seperate country to Australia and you needed a passport for it. She was under the impression you needed a passport for visiting countries in the northern hemisphere only. Anything else in the southern hemisphere was fine.

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    John O'Donnell
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an Australian lass working in our local in London, she was going out with one of our friends, so when she finished her shift she had a couple of drinks with us before he finished work and popped in. She told us they were going to visit Scotland that weekend, so we asked had she changed her money to Scottish money, and make sure she took her passport, she fell for it, and when the boyfriend walked in she asked him if he had changed their money yet. He took one look at us two, shook his head and went to get a drink. Lovely girl, not too much going on upstairs though.

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    #49

    Homeless person sitting in shadow with cardboard sign Freshman college government class, a girl actually said that people chose homelessness because "if they didn't want to be homeless they could just get jobs".

    Or there's the woman who thought London was a country and Rome was the capital of France.

    ETA: or the girl in my high school who insisted that ALL religions are based on Christianity and that it's the oldest religion, so obviously Christianity is the only correct religion.

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    #50

    Having lunch with a couple friends of mine. One from England the other from the Midwest usa. The Midwest friend casually asks the Englishman what's it like to hear someone talk with no accent. As if Midwest America was the pinnacle of the world and everything centered from there.

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    Sam Trudeau
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of curiosity, Brits, what does a Canadian accent sound like to you?

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    #51

    Don't remember what prompted this comment from me, but I said jokingly to a young coworker:

    "Im gonna get you a thesaurus for your birthday."

    He said, very serious, "No please dont. I dont like dinosaurs at all. Im too old for that."

    I think my brain exploded infinitely as he walked away.

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    V
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A) no one is too old for dinosaurs. B) *face palm*

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    #52

    Hands holding positive pregnancy test with plus sign A girl at my high school decided the best way to show her parents she was responsible and thinking about her future was to let her 20-something boyfriend with 2 or 3 other baby mommas knock her up "Because babies *are* our future!"

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    #53

    "I don't want cooked shrimp. I want pre-cooked shrimp" A white blonde native english speaking woman in her 30s came to me at Wegmans with a recipe card in her that called for pre cooked shrimp.

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    #54

    Stupid funny, but my sister applied for a job one time that asked her to pick a word to describe herself and chose the word OMINOUS.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my neighborhood, there was a salon cleverly named Vapid. I wanted so badly to walk in and explain to the proprietor that vapid means "dull, uninspiring, or lacking in liveliness, spirit, or intelligence." But for some strange reason, it went out of business!

    #55

    Woman shrugging confused on couch for boneheaded comments article My ex thought that everything had a 50% probability of happening because it either happened or it didn’t happen. This person was in charge of company financials.

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    Chaotic Good
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fact: Everything on Earth is either a potato, or not a potato. Conclusion: 50% of all things on earth are potatoes.

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    #56

    Person pointing at route on a folded map inside a car Rivers only run from north to south (because it could only flow from the top of the map to the bottom).

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    BrunoVI
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Only one major river in America flows from the South to the North: The Saint John's River in Florida. Supposedly. I'd think that the San Joaquin in California, the New River in West Virginia, and the Monongahela River should qualify, but maybe these don't count because they're tributaries?

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    #57

    Thoughtful bald man wearing glasses and striped shirt looking aside Just last week a bloke at the market told me confidently that:

    - The earth is flat
    - Our atmosphere ends 73 miles up (edit: he also stated that the atmosphere was a solid dome)
    - The sun is only 50 miles away 
    - The Hiroshima [attack] wasn’t real 

    His only source? The Bible, and “*they* say it but it doesn’t *sound* real”.

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    BrunoVI
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these things is in the Bible by the way. Well, you could take "the four corners of the Earth" to mean that the Earth is a flat rectangle, but "corners" is really a problematic translation of "kanaph" which literally means "extremes" or "wings," referring to the four cardinal directions. (Curiosity: Why is it so common to think of *four* directions. Why not six? You actually only need three directions to describe a direction.)

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    #58

    Plated tacos with lettuce, cheese, and sauce stacked in server's hands My FIL once said, "I don't know why Taco Bell is supposed to be bad for you. It's got lettuce on it".


    I politely laughed at the lame joke.


    He was not joking...

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    Ace
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never had a Taco Bell, but honestly those in the picture look pretty good and I'd certainly consider them to be quite healthy...

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    #59

    Young man with beard touching face and looking pensive "Man...ya know...we should do something epic this summer you guys...im serious...like something crazy...what if we take a bus or rent one somewhere and we just take off and drive to Europe."

    (Nervous chuckling from a few of us...quizical looks from others)

    "No guys im serious...think about it...how often do you hear about guys our age doing that?!"

    This occurred almost 30yrs ago in college in the US. He was an education major.

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    Bartlet for world domination
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    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've met education majors who can't do basic arithmetic. Granted, these were for Steiner schools. They were of course taught all kinds of Steiner beliefs, but also plain wrong biology and etymology (I gathered this from the blackboards). I used to think Steiner schools were weird but harmless.

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    #60

    People sitting at a restaurant with blue checkered tablecloths My coworker once told me she doesn't eat at restaurants that have been open less than a year because "the food hasn't had time to develop flavor yet." i think about it at least once a week.

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    Spidercat
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she means they haven't had time to perfect the menu yet 🤷🏻‍♂️

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    #61

    Woman covering face with hand showing signs of emotional distress My ex said to me if gravity ceased to exist we’d fall into Australia….. yeah, I had the same reaction as you just did reading this.

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    #62

    Raw cuts of meat in display with dim lighting When I was in college I had a friend that insisted meat wasn’t animal muscle.

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    #63

    Waiting in line to donate plasma and a girl said I wish we could just do this from home like on our phone.  Yeah she wanted to donate body fluids by mobile phone.

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    Spidercat
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her it's possible but she has to bleed all over her phone first...

    #64

    In highschool a guy I know was convinced that if it was June in america it was December in South america. Not that the seasons were flipped he genuinely thought the months were different. Guy was one of the dumbest people I know, ended up being a J6er which is the least suprising thing ever.

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    Ace
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up J6er - refers to the MAGA idiots who stormed congress on Jan 6th 2021.

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    #65

    Over lunch a coworker said she saw on FB that today and today only, if you subtract your birth year from the current year, you'll get you age. Magic!

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    Stephanie Did It
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so obviously fake because it happened last year.

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    #66

    A colleague once got caught sharing a secret they’d been entrusted with and said, completely serious:

    “What’s the point of a secret if I can’t tell anyone?”

    I just stood there like… O.o … then… o.O … and decided that was the day logic officially resigned.

    I was speechless. Still am, actually.

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    #67

    Placing too many people on Guam will cause the island to capsize.

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    #68

    I was sitting in an opticians and there was an oldish couple sat next to me waiting for an eye test.

    Outside the eye test room was the machine that tests for glaucoma, the one that blows gently in to your eyes.

    The guy said to his wife that he’s not going on that machine because that one makes you short sighted, then you go in that other room and they tell you that you need glasses.

    As a footnote, when I was leaving the store I walked past them, he was wearing and asking his wife’s opinion of the biggest pair of glasses I’ve seen in my life.

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    #69

    "If evolution is real, why aren't there cave paintings depicting it?"

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    Chaotic Good
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other monkeys got jealous and erased them.

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    #70

    Guy said the Space Station was fake. You know you can go outside and watch it fly over with your own eyes, right? So I wasn't surprised when he said the moon landings were fake, Fibromyalgia is fake etc...

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    Ace
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    7 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the last one clearly doesn't belong in the same sentence, as FM is still not fully accepted even within the medical community, just because they can't find a cause and diagnosis relies solely on patient reported symptoms. Sûcks, but it's not like getting a doctor to diagnose you makes any difference, as there's pretty much sweet FA they can do except prescribe painkillers (and/or anti-depressants, if you get a bad doctor) and exercise. (Edit: I cannot believe BP censored 'Sûcks').

    #71

    One of my friends was going to light a bonfire directly with a can of gas. When I said thats a pretty stupid idea, he said "Dont worry, I'm OSHA certified", and proceeded to light the bonfire and the gas can spigot on fire. He did manage to throw the flaming can into the nearby lake to extinguish it...after lighting half the grass on fire waving it around. I'm still not sure how he managed to not get burned or burn anyone else.

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    Ace
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the video(s).

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    #72

    One day, as we were walking back to office after lunch, my co-worker presses the pedestrian button at a traffic light. He immediately proceeds to use the same finger to dig his nose.

    I told him, hey that's disgusting. You don't know what germs linger on that button surface since it's been touched by thousands of people.

    He looks at me, shrugs and says - "I don't see anything with my eye so there's nothing on it!".

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    Con O Cuinn
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, OP is taking this too literally. I very much doubt he actually believed that, he just didn't care

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    #73

    I worked as a vendor at a Wachovia Bank. It was a fairly popular bank with a bunch of locations. It was bought out and they were merging with a much larger bank. A teller was talking to coworkers and said she felt bad for Mr. Wachovia because he was losing his bank. She was genuinely confused when her coworkers tried to explain to her what a corporation was, and how she currently worked for one.

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    #74

    A guy who was trying to get my friend to go home with him, in response to her saying something like ew, no, how do I know you don’t have some disease (because this guy was with a different girl every minutes):

    “Nah, girl, it’s cool. I’m clean. I mean I only had the AIDS once but not no more”.

    I have never forgotten this and not just because of the glaringly bad grammar.

    While I’m aware there are great treatments for HIV which stop full blown AIDS from happening, I’m unaware of any treatment that would cause “the AIDS” to just go away. Especially not in the early 90s.

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    Con O Cuinn
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not saying it's a good joke, but how are people this oblivious?

    #75

    I asked for an iced coffee (it was listed on the menu) at a small local coffee chain and the girl taking my order said "but if I put ice in the coffee, it will melt" and I think about her sometimes.

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    #76

    Lesbians caused the LA wildfires. My boss. In Canada.

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    #77

    That seals are fish with gills and everything. This woman has a PhD.

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    Gary Scott
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    14 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As, AFAIK, there is no scientific definition of 'fish' then you COULD say anything living in the water is a fish. Obv no gills tho..

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    #78

    Women aren’t supposed to work they are supposed to stay at home and take care of their parents forever and they don’t need to marry either or remarry after their first husband [passes away]. My late mom said these things.

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    #79

    "Can you take a selfie of me?".

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    Stephanie Did It
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole generation of people out there convinced that selfies are the only mode of photography.

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    #80

    While working in a copy shop I actually had a customer ask for double sided transparencies. I thought he was joking because that was a prank we pulled on new employees over the phone. Nope. He was serious.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or sending a newbie all over the ship for 'fallopian tubing'.

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    #81

    Someone in work, a long time ago, said that dogs bring lightning into a house during a thunderstorm.

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    #82

    I was out to dinner once, about 10 years ago, at a reasonably fancy place in the US Southeast, near the gulf coast. Think "Old South"; white table cloths, candles, magnolia flowers...that sort of place. Sat at the table next to me was a young couple who were clearly on a date. If it weren't their first date, it seemed things were still very early in the courtship.

    On the menu was a chicken dish listed as "Cajun Chicken". One of the young couple ordered this as their meal when suddenly the other chirped condescendingly, "Uh, haha, no honey. It's "Cay-hoon" Chicken. The J makes an H sound, like 'jalapeno'."

    I nearly choked.

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    Ace
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's really not so stupid. In the same vein I once heard someone ask for the "Turbo" from a menu on a French-ish restaurant in the UK. Pretentious, yes; ignorant, well not so much, just uneducated in that specific area.

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    #83

    Someone (who is now a doctor) asked if tarot cards work on gay people.

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    Khavrinen
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as well as they do on straight people!

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