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EXPLAINED: 3 | Vintage Vibes

Brief letters: Driverless cabs | Able-bodied and disabled | George, Stourbridge’s station cat | Marina Abramović show | Nominative determinism

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I went to Marina Abramović’s erotic, explicit new art show – and there was an awful lot to take in

The ‘grandmother of performance art’ and I both have Slavic roots. But I didn’t recognise any of her 14th-century Dalmatian fertility rites – and neither did my mum, writes Adrian Chiles

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I met Priscilla Presley this week – and couldn’t believe she was in the same building as me

My Saturday felt mind-bending, from interviewing the woman who was married to Elvis to watching my team endure a 3-0 defeat to Millwall. How can one day contain so much, asks Adrian Chiles

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I had a cameo in the Inside No 9 stage show. It was a living nightmare

Immersing myself in the programme’s seriously dark comedy loosened my grip on reality – and then a ventriloquist asked me for a selfie

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Heard of aztec broccoli? Let me tell you about my favourite new superfood ...

A few months ago I was unaware of this leafy, fast-growing vegetable. Now I’m growing it, recommending it – and giving away as much as I can, writes writes Adrian Chiles

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What can Americans learn from the UK? How to cope with national sporting despair

America’s Ryder Cup defeat sparked some ugly behaviour among their fans. But, as some of us know all too well, losing can be a bonding experience, writes Adrian Chiles

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Why does it take so long to repair a broken lift?

Too many people use too few lifts and – as I learned at a recent visit to the hospital – getting to the 26th floor can bring out the worst in people, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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I’ve seen horrible things at football matches – but what landed on the pitch last week was the worst

When a mysterious object fell from the sky mid-game, I knew it was a portent of doom. The surprise was finding out who chucked it there, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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I boiled my wooden spoons – and what emerged from them will haunt me for ever

A sleepless night of doomscrolling led me to dunk my cherished kitchen utensils in bubbling water. The murky results were horrifying, writes Adrian Chiles

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What should you do if, like me, you are irredeemably naff? Embrace it

From Abba to Supertramp, my taste in music has often inspired a rising sea of scorn. But whatever. I am cool with being uncool, writes Adrian Chiles

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Hold music is eating my soul. Can anyone save me from the doom loop?

The endlessly repeated tunes suggest your quest to speak to a person is utterly, horrifyingly futile, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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No one wants to hear about your dreams – unless you follow my golden rule

You’ve woken up with an amazing story to tell, but everyone’s eyes are already glazing over. Here’s the fix, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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Why do I hate umbrellas? How long have you got?

The first drop of rain and out they come, getting in your way and threatening your eyes. We need a law to control the nasty, pointy, dangerous things, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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Why I absolutely love a visit to the dump

Throwing things away is bad. Buying them in the first place was probably bad, too. But the act of disposing of them at the rubbish tip is a glorious moment of relief and release, writes Adrian Chiles

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Taking pride in a life well spent as a sparkie

Letters: Readers respond to a column highlighting the often unsung job skills of plumbers, electricians, bricklayers and others

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Kids, don’t look to me for career inspiration. Look to your electrician instead

People often assume my job skills are impressive, while their own aren’t worth a mention. What they don’t realise is that I’d swap with them in an instant, writes Adrian Chiles

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Is there anything more British than an underwhelming boast on a sign?

In this era of relentless, irony-free, fact-free braggadocio, I can’t get enough of amusingly bashful self-promotion, writes Adrian Chiles

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I’ve started strutting like Liam Gallagher – and the power is great indeed

I happened to be in Cardiff during the Oasis gigs. Before I knew it, my legs developed a mind of their own, my shoulders got involved and my jaw was chewing, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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Why is so much of life spent clearing up?

Whatever I turn my hand to, I leave behind a chaotic mess. If tidiness is next to godliness, there’s no hope for me, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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Few men can really rock a moustache. Timothée Chalamet is not one of them

The actor seems to have inspired a generation of young chaps to grow wispy caterpillars on their upper lips. When it comes to facial hair, I’ve learned it’s best to go big or go home, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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Who could deny a hot, tired delivery driver the fruit from their cherry tree?

All the poor man wanted was fresh fruit from the tree in front of my flat. I would have needed a heart of stone to refuse him, writes Guardian columnist Adrian Chiles

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Donald Trump is the lord of the edgelords

Letters: The word edgelord may have been unfamiliar to Adrian Chiles – but Anthony Lawton says we’re all victims of the online provocateurs, one of them in particular

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The latest Andrex advert is a life-changing masterpiece

In scraping the bottom of the barrel to find something new to say about toilet paper, they’ve struck gold. If I had seen this as a kid, it would saved me years of fear and shame, writes Adrian Chiles

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I knew everyone would hate my mustard shorts. That didn’t stop me buying them

I can’t explain what was going through my mind my when I splashed out on them. But I’ve spent three years trying to make amends, writes Adrian Chiles

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I’ve learned a new word – and now I’m seeing the people it describes everywhere

Do you spout controversial opinions, even if you don’t believe them, just to attract attention? There’s a name for you (and me), writes Adrian Chiles

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