Has London reached peak toxicity? The UK capital, stagnant with oligarchs, is now so despised that even institutions such as the BBC are jumping ship The Guardian - UK · Apr 2, 2023
My attire this season? Anything unnoticeable Like TV journalist Michael Crick, I’m a fan of ties. But for precisely the opposite reason The Guardian - UK · Mar 26, 2023
After Garygate, I’ve shown my BBC licence fee the red card In response to the Gary Lineker saga, should we defund the broadcaster or continue to support it? Both options are a win for the Tories The Guardian - UK · Mar 19, 2023
Elon Musk is the Basil Fawlty of social media The Twitter owner’s latest public debacle over a sacked worker can only do more damage to the company’s future prosperity The Guardian - UK · Mar 12, 2023
Brexit has reversed the brains of Sunak and Starmer The prime minister now supports the EU more enthusiastically than Labour and it’s hard to know which way is up The Guardian - UK · Mar 5, 2023
‘Updating’ Roald Dahl? It’s the same old story… Rewriting the children’s author is about profit not ‘wokeness’ – part of the endless recycling and exploitation of old ideas The Guardian - UK · Feb 26, 2023
The ghosts of rotten Tories haunt my routine As the Conservative casualties pile up, thank heavens for Lee Anderson, the no-nonsense MP for Ashfield The Guardian - UK · Feb 19, 2023
The return of Fawlty Towers can’t rival the Truss comeback farce The former prime minister’s lack of self-awareness would be comedy gold if her prose weren’t so desperately dull The Guardian - UK · Feb 12, 2023
Let’s hear it for the dying virtue of modesty From self-help books to Oscar campaigns, lots of people are telling us that self-promotion is good. Resist the boasters! The Guardian - UK · Feb 5, 2023
The reluctant pope is a valuable lesson in public service From police officers to politicians, people who are keen to occupy powerful positions should be treated with caution The Guardian - UK · Jan 29, 2023
Thanks to Nadhim Zahawi, the Tories’ bar of shame has reached new depths The chair of the Conservative party has had to cough up millions of pounds he owed in tax after a dispute with HMRC over an offshore family trust The Guardian - UK · Jan 22, 2023
Prince Harry’s frostbite has taken the heat off the Tories As our health service collapses, the government have taken cover – behind the Duke of Sussex’s penis The Guardian - UK · Jan 15, 2023
The trusty tarot has revealed the Tories’ future to me At a time of unprecedented political turmoil in the UK, I have been asked to play Nostradamus… The Guardian - UK · Jan 1, 2023
The Tories’ Santa tax has brought Christmas to its knees What good is goodwill, say the Conservatives, if it can’t be monetised? The Guardian - UK · Dec 18, 2022
The Guardian - UK · Dec 11, 2022 Starmer’s reform of the ermine-trimmed Lords won’t stop fur flying on the left What Labour needs most is proportional representation. At least then it would be able to express its differences
The Guardian - UK · Dec 4, 2022 Robots, it seems, have the weirdest taste in Christmas carols A festive survey by the Daily Mail threw up some surprises – just not the ones they reported
The Guardian - UK · Nov 27, 2022 From jungles to bras, Tory sleaze is lurking As Matt Hancock and Michelle Mone are proving, the pandemic was just one big payday for the Conservatives
The Guardian - UK · Nov 20, 2022 In serious times, let the Llandegley International Airport sign be our guide The end of a long-running spoof signpost to a nonexistent Welsh airport is a sad moment for our determinedly unsilly era
The Guardian - UK · Nov 13, 2022 The country’s going to the dogs, but at least the police have cleared the M25 The Met says Just Stop Oil are a tiny minority causing ‘disproportionate’ disruption. Isn’t environmental Armageddon enough justification?
The Guardian - UK · Nov 6, 2022 Labour should reverse on not reversing Brexit By sticking to the ‘art of the possible’ and accepting Brexit, Keir Starmer is doing the nation a disservice
The Guardian - UK · Oct 30, 2022 The Tories are trashing more than just the nation Keeping my act topical, given our chaotic government, is getting beyond a joke
The Guardian - UK · Oct 23, 2022 Why our furniture should last longer than our politicians Replacing things that aren’t broken helps push up GDP, but is absurd. Much like Tory economic policy
The Guardian - UK · Oct 16, 2022 I know which of our unelected leaders I prefer In adapting tradition to suit our times, King Charles III is showing he cares. Perhaps we should consider a return to an absolute monarchy
The Guardian - UK · Oct 9, 2022 I said Liz Truss would never be PM. Bet you wish I’d been right Dreams of high office can come true… however daft
The Guardian - UK · Oct 2, 2022 Rise up, twitchers! The thinktanks are coming Time is running out to protect the RSPB and National Trust from climate crisis-denying, neoliberal lobbyists and their nature-hating Tory cronies