James Lileks: Would you like epaulets with that?
The jeans at the store were 20% off, unless they were the Slim-Relaxed variety, which were 30% off, today, but not tomorrow after 3:06 p.m. Everything else in the store was 15% off, except for the things you really wanted, but additional markdowns, varying from 10% to 60%, would apply…
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