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The internet is full of witty and creative people. You don’t have to look far to find them—very often, they’re lurking in the comments, typing something hilarious to make everyone laugh. And there are moments when the comments are far funnier than the original posts, elevating them from merely good to something great.
Many of the best jokes and insights end up being shared on the ‘Epic Top Comments’ social media account. Today, we’re featuring some of the best ones to make you chuckle and inspire you to hone your witty commenting skills into something that makes everyone laugh.
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Shark Lady 12 hours ago
I had no idea that an embryo could be frozen for that long and be healthy enough to be implanted.
The majority of the people living on our planet have access to the internet and social media. So, with so many users and commenters being active online, it’s no wonder that some of their quips are going to resonate with the audience.
As reported by Statista, this year, in 2026, it is predicted that social networking sites will reach around 5.75 billion users.
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Auntriarch 12 hours ago
She might be physically fit and yet not have all her little ducks in a row. We had a regular missing person with early onset dementia, as soon as her husband turned his back, went to the loo, she'd be off out the door "going shopping" regardless of time of day. She had to go into a secure residential place, she was only in her late 50s
What’s more, the number of social media users is likely to grow as more and more people in “previously underserved markets” get access to mobile devices and mobile social networks.
“The leading social networks are usually available in multiple languages and enable users to connect with friends or people across geographical, political, or economic borders.”
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Crystalwitch60 11 hours ago
One has to wonder does one need a mortgage to buy these ? given cinemas are expensive enough as it is , these however look like they would drastically up the price big time .
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Henrik Knudsen 12 hours ago
You'd probably think twice before buying something with Terry looking at you with that " Are you sure about that" face.
Currently, Meta Platforms leads the global social network race by a wide margin. The company owns four of the biggest social media platforms: Facebook, WhatsApp, Messenger, and Instagram.
Specifically, in 2025, Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram boasted around 3 billion monthly active users, while Messenger had just shy of 1 billion.
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Top Notcher 15 hours ago (edited)
Iirc, the gel is actually injected in the tract (? Don't know the word in English, sorry) where the s***m travels. But as a man, I must say that this is taking WAY TOO LONG to develop.
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John Dilligaf 3 hours ago
no, this is how the people with money fix the problem. They wait for someone else to invent a solution, then swoop in and buy the invention and patent it. Then charge an outrageous price to sell you someone else's work.
In the meantime, Statista reports that YouTube had 2.58 billion monthly active users in 2025, TikTok had almost 2 billion, WeChat had 1.4 billion, and Telegram had 1 billion.
Meanwhile, Snapchat had 932 million monthly active users that year, and Reddit had 765 million.
To state the obvious: these are huge numbers. We officially live in a world where it’s more likely that any stranger you meet anywhere on Earth uses social media than doesn’t.
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Sarcastic ferret (she/they) 14 hours ago
Not just the boys, if I had this I'd finally have an excuse for buying an army of owls/ravens/ancient terrible beasts of evil.
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Chihuahua Mama 14 hours ago
I would also like to know their explanation. I'm curious what mental gymnastics they had to do to completely dodge facts
According to LocaliQ, users share a jaw-dropping 95 million photos and videos on Instagram every single day, or 65,792 each minute. Furthermore, Instagram’s explore page is viewed by a massive 200 million accounts each day, or by 138,888 accounts each minute.
On Facebook, in the meantime, you’ll find lots of activity, too. Every single minute on the platform, around 510,000 comments are posted, 293,000 statuses are updated, and 240,000 photos are uploaded.
Furthermore, around 7 billion messages are sent every minute through Meta-related apps like Messenger, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
Meanwhile, LinkedIn—considered the most trusted social network in the United States—has almost 900 million active users worldwide.
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Say No to Downvoting 10 hours ago
I had a neighbour that raised chickens - the first clutch of eggs they had that hatched were pecked to d***h by the rest of the flock. That chicken family were a bunch of bastards.
#21
Sarcastic ferret (she/they) 14 hours ago
Honestly, doesn't seem like a punishment. Smol, cute, fluffy...
On the one hand, with this growing online activity across social media, it means that it is much harder to stand out from the crowd with the content you produce.
On the other hand, it also means that, no matter what you do, there’s a potential niche audience waiting in the wings for what you have to offer.
#22
Chihuahua Mama 14 hours ago
Don't worry everyone. Instead of this cool screen saver, we now have Onedrive saving your files in another dimension
#24
Min (she/her) 14 hours ago
He calls women "girls" and complains that they're infantalizing men??
Comments tend to be the most humorous when they are short, punchy, and relevant. With so much noise on social media and people’s ability to focus going downhill, you need to be very precise and agile with what you post.
The longer your comment, the more your audience has to think about what your idea is, the more likely they are to simply scroll past what you have to say.
That’s not to say that you should only ever opt for super short comments. Just remember that brevity and clarity work wonders in many aspects of life, both real and digital.
Pandas, we’d love to hear your thoughts in the comments at the bottom of this post, once you’ve upvoted the funniest pics in this list.
How often do you comment on social media content? What would you say is the most hilarious joke you’ve ever made in the comments of a post?
What, for you personally, lies at the core of writing witty comments that resonate with a ton of people? Let us know!
#30
Katharina Sei. 15 hours ago
Is there a ? candle? So you can top the cake for the birthday of aunt Helene with candles spelling 52? ?!
#32
Oskar vanZandt 10 hours ago
My red dot... sitting unmolested on my Thinkpad's keyboard as I type right now.
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Auntriarch 12 hours ago
If anyone in a field trip picked up a piece of concrete, the tutor would identify it as wimpeyite
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Oskar vanZandt 10 hours ago
Keep a wary eye on my account to see if the banking error (aka a "misdirected payment") is rectified... OR if it is a legitimate payment from the National Lottery, I'd do a happy dance and breathe the stress of not having enough money away...
#54
Beak Hookage 14 hours ago
Heh, when my parents were dating my dad to be gave my mum to be a ring as a present and a family member saw her wearing it and freaked out because DID YOU GET ENGAGED WITHOUT TELLING US?? Nope. It was a "normal" ring.
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