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LOL! but can we make rice sized potatoes?

Isn't Fortnite not rated 12+ or something like that?

This needs to keep going. 🤣

😅😅😅

Eww.

I'm going to start calling my husband Sour Meat. Totes adorbs 🥰

This HAS to be a guy!

"The internet is British / Swiss-French, and mostly runs on Finnish software." could be a response of equal quality...

I've been wondering what I should do with the jar of hornets I have

Not all heros wear capes

Hahaha I love it

you'll need to be bitten by a radioactive train

Tell him to put a tomato and some cilantro in his other pocket

You keep using that word and I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yes they’re brown, I don’t see the confusion

I like this.

Not too far off honestly

You know, instead of all this ridiculousness, you could just try talking to women like we're people.

And one day, he was never seen again.

Leave it getting brown, but it on your head and it will shout "Griffindor!".

Well it definitely gave him a high opinion of himself

You are not the a*****e. In fact, you should begin putting googly eyes on things just outside the fridge and expand slowly over the next few weeks while feigning ignorance. You should even accuse the roommate of placing all the subsequent googlies in an attempt at retaliation. Slowly his grip on reality will slip and and he'll run screaming into the darkness of the night screaming "AT LEAST THE EYES IN THE DARK AREN'T GOOGLY!". That will teach him not to mess with someone else's cheese sticks.

I’m going to assume OP is the affair child seeing as it took 16 years to work this one out.

Checking for what? 🫤

I'm a furry. How can I stop attracting nuclear engineers all the time?

I need a girl for marriage will any girl marry me I am from India

Looks like Pope Francis.

That whole shaving thing sounds great when you're 14 but when you have to shave every day the luster kinda wears off.

Why would you want to?

Tell us you're stòned without telling us you're stòned.

Stone cold.

Imagine having such a bad date that you invent a time machine so you were never born

Just wait. It will separate itself

Wasp venom has anti inflammatory and anti pain qualities, but getting stung risks serious allergic reactions. Plus it hurts like hecky heck.

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Alone in the afartment.

Take a chill pill, Karen.

I'm not

No one will even notice that

This is something that has irritated me for so long, why do people write things in the mm/dd/yyyy format? SURELY dd/mm/yyyy make much more sense??

Always people are obsessed with labels. You do you bro, love who you love.

Were you though?

Well they can't drive. Hitchhiking is their only way to travel

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Look as far as Christian brainwashing kids shows go, from what I recall Veggie Tales was pretty funny and inoffensive.

Nom nom whatever floats your boat

No, I believe unless you submitted it for copyright/made it clear it wasn't able to be redistributed without monetary compensation then you cannot sue. Also it's a meme, you didn't lose any money from the loss of upvotes. idk im not a lawyer, but also c'mon. its a meme.

Yes please