HISTORICAL FACTS: Convict - The Untold Story

Baffled, punch-drunk Boris Johnson is forced to contemplate a moral universe

The former PM sneaked into the Covid inquiry and mumbled an apology. He was blindsided by the most obvious questions

The Guardian - UK · Dec 6, 2023

Impervious to advice or rules, Johnson held up the shield of stupidity

The Convict ignored his well-paid legal team to mount a defence blind to logic

The Guardian - UK · Mar 22, 2023

Gagging for Rish! It’s a second coming for Sunak, the silent messiah

As Boris Johnson and Penny Mordaunt drop out, the 1922 Committee manages to dodge a democratic vote

The Guardian - UK · Oct 24, 2022

The Tories have a death wish. Truss looks set to make it to the last two with Rish!

Is the rise of the ideologue without ideas a cunning plan to destroy the Conservative party from within?

The Guardian - UK · Jul 19, 2022

Leadership debate infighting too toxic even for the Tories

The third instalment didn’t happen after Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak pulled out, while Boris maundered on in the Commons

The Guardian - UK · Jul 18, 2022

Truss perplexes her fellow MPs with robotic pitch for Tory leader role, upstaging the Maybot

Truss had only one thing to throw into the ring once she found the door – and it was still The Convict

The Guardian - UK · Jul 14, 2022

Fainting room only at Penny Mordaunt’s swelteringly dull leadership launch

Her eyes welled up as if to make it clear she agreed with herself – and was profoundly moved by what she was saying

The Guardian - UK · Jul 13, 2022

As Tories queue up to fill the Convict’s shoes, we are now officially in gameshow territory

Hopefuls deliver a word salad of fantasy economics and flannel as they launch leadership campaigns

The Guardian - UK · Jul 11, 2022

Raab hits his nadir defending The Convict – then it all hits the fan

At the end of a day of embarrassment and existential despair for the Tories, two cabinet members quit

The Guardian - UK · Jul 5, 2022

MPs give Boris Johnson a soft landing after a week of summiteering

The PM got off lightly over Chris Pincher – lucky for him as his backbenchers seemed to have better things to do than back him

The Guardian - UK · Jul 4, 2022