SHOCKING: 2 | Mind Blowing Facts

Sunak cleans up The Convict’s party debris with a bailout package

Chancellor used Labour’s proposed budget plans to sweep Johnson’s mess under the carpet

The Guardian - UK · May 26, 2022

Boris Johnson’s Partygate remorse lasts all of 30 seconds

Wine stains, puke and brawling at No 10 – none of the details in Sue Gray’s report are enough to flush out a PM devoid of shame

The Guardian - UK · May 25, 2022

For Shapps the philosopher, there’s no indefensible position he won’t defend

Transport secretary continues in his long-running role as go-to man for whenever Boris Johnson is in trouble

The Guardian - UK · May 24, 2022

Sensible MPs avoid the airwaves after elections. Fortunately, Dumb and Dumber were available

Robert Jenrick insisted things were tickety-boo for Tories outside London, as Oliver Dowden talked up Brexit opportunities

The Guardian - UK · May 6, 2022

Defensive Starmer chokes at chance to own the curry

Labour leader left diminished after failing to push back at Beergate nonsense in GMB interview

The Guardian - UK · May 4, 2022

The Convict blusters but the only cause in which he truly believes is his own survival

Boris Johnson’s compassion-free GMB interview went from car crash to pile-up as he mansplained away his dishonesty

The Guardian - UK · May 3, 2022

The Convict’s spluttered truths of his own choosing meet Starmer’s scorn

Pressed on the cost of living, Boris Johnson compulsively, needily uses the figures he wants

The Guardian - UK · Apr 27, 2022

PM dodges MPs again as junior minister takes the flak

Boris Johnson, a man who claims to love democracy, will do anything to avoid answering to MPs

The Guardian - UK · Apr 26, 2022

PM swerves the Commons to channel the Bard in Bury

Instead of briefing MPs on his India visit, Boris Johnson headed north to kick a football around and quote Shakespeare

The Guardian - UK · Apr 25, 2022

Starmer makes no attempt to conceal his hatred and contempt for The Convict

Johnson was keen to talk about anything but Partygate, as Tory frontbenchers wished they were anywhere but behind him

The Guardian - UK · Apr 20, 2022