Back from California and Rish! is already drained. Bring on the election Tired of looking happy and as if he actually cares, the prime minister is ready to be a free man once more The Guardian - UK · Aug 23, 2023
Pyromaniac Rish! torches climate policy while Europe burns PM sees short-term advantage in smothering green policies while studiously ignoring signs of climate collapse The Guardian - UK · Jul 24, 2023
Happy holidays, but the Tories know they could soon be on permanent vacation Today started well. It was countdown to recess, a Barbie and Ken homage and Rish! even showed up … but it didn’t last The Guardian - UK · Jul 19, 2023
It’s Dr Sunak and Mr Hyde: the existence of two Rish!s would explain a lot Here we had one of the Sunaks announcing the very opposite on pay of what had been said previously The Guardian - UK · Jul 13, 2023
Apologies unforthcoming as privileges committee special report is debated Rishi was missing in action. It was left to Penny Mordaunt to open proceedings, while Rees-Mogg ploughed on The Guardian - UK · Jul 10, 2023
Moving on slowly … Starmer resumes speech after students’ polite protest For what felt like an age, they just stood there. In the end, the interlopers seemed grateful to be shepherded away The Guardian - UK · Jul 6, 2023
Absentee prime minister routinely skips parliamentary scrutiny Rishi Sunak now has the worst attendance record of any British leader at PMQs with a list of feeble excuses The Guardian - UK · Jul 5, 2023
Rish! finds the liaison committee forgiving under Bernard’s watch Committee chair Bernard Jenkin ensures attempts to grill the prime minister never get very far The Guardian - UK · Jul 4, 2023
After 13 years in power, who exactly do Tory MPs think ‘the establishment’ is? Levels of denial were terrifying at New Conservatives’ first event, which just highlighted more divisions within party The Guardian - UK · Jul 3, 2023
Rish! drowns in despair as water minister finds herself way out her depth Sunak appears to have accepted defeat but Rebecca Pow appears incapable of recognising reality The Guardian - UK · Jun 28, 2023
Has Rishi Sunak been taking honesty lessons from Boris Johnson? The speaker had to step in after the PM’s claims about the economy stretched the credulity of at least one member at PMQ The Guardian - UK · Jun 21, 2023
Emmerdale spoilers as Jai discovers heartbreaking secret about Rishi and affair is exposed to one villager Viewers will be left wondering if Jai can forgive his dad Manchester Evening News · Jun 20, 2023
Timid Rish! goes missing in action in face of Boris Johnson’s lies Prime minister fails to show up at House of Commons debate and vote on privileges committee report The Guardian - UK · Jun 19, 2023
Gloves are finally off as Sunak takes swing at Johnson over honours list PM comes out fighting after claiming predecessor ‘asked me to do something I wasn’t prepared to do’ The Guardian - UK · Jun 12, 2023
The Guardian - UK · Jun 7, 2023 Rish! demonstrates the incapabilities of artificial stupidity during US jolly Despite big talk on AI, trade and Ukraine, it’s obvious to all PM’s visit is a waste of his and Joe’s time
The Guardian - UK · Jun 5, 2023 Rish! as prime minister makes 2017’s Maybot sound like advanced AI We were promised the tech bro who could feel our pain, but Rishi Sunak merely inflicts it
The Guardian - UK · May 25, 2023 This Morning’s stand-ins make mincemeat of Rish!’s record The prime minister thought the ITV sofa was a good place to be on another day of missed targets. He was wrong
The Guardian - UK · May 24, 2023 Boris Johnson’s blue-on-blue warfare overshadows the usual Rish! routine Sunak and Starmer seem trapped in an endless loop at PMQs. The real action was elsewhere
The Guardian - UK · May 22, 2023 How long can Sunak swerve the obvious on Braverman’s speeding? The home secretary clearly broke the ministerial code. But there she still is, refusing to engage with reality
The Guardian - UK · May 17, 2023 Dowden is perfect fit as Sunak’s dependably mediocre deputy Olive’s one purpose is to make his boss look good – just what a PM heading for opposition needs
The Guardian - UK · May 3, 2023 Rishi Sunak sends MPs away with a flurry of fibs at PMQs MPs vanish as Rish! turns PMQs into excruciating session of prime minister’s evasions
The Guardian - UK · Apr 21, 2023 Psycho goes down raging: the liberal wokerati finally get to Raab The deputy PM was oiled and ready to take the initiative. He’d make sure to depart as gracelessly as possible
The Guardian - UK · Apr 20, 2023 How could so many civil servants get Rish!’s dear friend Psycho so wrong? The PM knew Raab was a harmless pussycat – such a shame everyone he had ever worked with thought the opposite
The Guardian - UK · Apr 19, 2023 Rishi the Menace lets fly at Sir Softy at a PMQs that plumbs the depths The PM looks delighted with himself but if this is democracy in action, then maybe we need a rethink
The Guardian - UK · Apr 17, 2023 That most pressing of UK’s problems for Sunak to solve … maths PM’s sums do not seem to add up with his latest passion to deal with the nation’s chronic innumeracy