A Tory party addicted to chaos enters its next stage of self-destruction Both Rishi Sunak and James Cleverley have privately denounced the Rwanda bill in the past. Yet here they are, backing it… The Guardian - UK · Jan 17, 2024
MPs finally recognise the real heroes of the Post Office scandal: MPs PMQs told the country that campaigners such as Alan Bates had nothing on Priti Patel, Lee Anderson and Rishi Sunak The Guardian - UK · Jan 10, 2024
Rish! frets that Starmer will take us back to square one. But we’re at square minus four The PM went to Accrington to do his magic for the little people. He has decided he has delivered on his five thingummies The Guardian - UK · Jan 8, 2024
Rish! never said he would stop the boats – it was all that lectern’s doing At the liaison committee, the PM is shocked to learn nobody else realises just how well everything is going The Guardian - UK · Dec 19, 2023
Rome afterglow wears off as Rish! tries to avoid being Mone down PM seemed outraged to be asked questions about a peer and PPE after visit to Italy and Giorgia Meloni The Guardian - UK · Dec 18, 2023
Tories are too busy locked in a narcissistic death spiral to spare a thought for us Even they can see imposing another PM on the country is a non-starter, so they try to look the part and fake it to make it The Guardian - UK · Dec 13, 2023
Rish! takes a break from feral Tory party with a spa day at the Covid inquiry Prime minister unable to remember anything except the need for a brief apology The Guardian - UK · Dec 11, 2023
Sulky Sunak solves everything with a panicky press conference Rishi Sunak had a full-blown toddler tantrum speaking to the media as he railed against an unfair world The Guardian - UK · Dec 7, 2023
Marbles roll badly for Sunak as Starmer outplays him in PMQs An unprepared PM, fresh from snubbing his Greek counterpart, cut a sorry figure against Labour’s on-form leader The Guardian - UK · Nov 29, 2023
‘Cancel the meeting!’ It’s not just the Greeks who’ve lost their marbles Rishi Sunak and Oliver Dowden get tough on foreigners and tough on the causes of foreigners The Guardian - UK · Nov 28, 2023
Today we learned Laura Trott is the unthinking person’s Helen Whately After becoming chief secretary to the Treasury, this was Trott’s moment to crash and burn on the media round The Guardian - UK · Nov 21, 2023
If Rish! makes a speech and no one is there to hear it, has he made a speech? Rishi Sunak’s weekly relaunch featured five new promises he won’t be around to keep The Guardian - UK · Nov 20, 2023
Sunak searches the gene puddle of Tory talent … and finds David Cameron The ‘change’ PM brings back Big Dave, the guy who started country’s decline, to finish the job off The Guardian - UK · Nov 13, 2023
If the king sounds bored by the king’s speech, what hope have the rest of us? Charles III’s opening of parliament was marked by waffle and filler, a perfect expression of Rishi Sunak’s leadership The Guardian - UK · Nov 7, 2023
The Guardian - UK · Oct 25, 2023 Unloved by party or country, Rishi longs for his old hedge fund life in California The prime minister came into office with low expectations – and he hasn’t even met them. Britain feels broken, and Tory MPs know it
The Guardian - UK · Oct 23, 2023 Rishi Sunak dodges ceasefire questions as he cosplays global statesman The PM, just back in the Commons after meeting Netanyahu, had only vain hopes to offer in the search for peace between Israel and Hamas
The Guardian - UK · Oct 20, 2023 Tory cheerleaders dig deep to keep upbeat after byelection calamities Greg Hands and fellow party apologists spin themselves in circles in search of positive twist on historic defeats
The Guardian - UK · Oct 4, 2023 RishGPT veers between dull and delusional in Tory conference speech Sunak may be slightly better than the Maybot, but he’s still very much AI in development
The Guardian - UK · Oct 1, 2023 Vultures circle around Sunak as dead-eyed delegates look on The Tory party conference in Manchester is all about survival – no one except those close to the PM have much faith in a reset
The Guardian - UK · Sep 28, 2023 Rish! fails to lay it on the line as local radio demands HS2 answers Sunak refuses to speculate on his own speculation over future of Birmingham to Manchester leg
The Guardian - UK · Sep 25, 2023 Abolishing HS2 and inheritance tax? Rish! would not speculate on speculation he started For far too long Rishi Sunak had been held back by successive Tory governments. Time for some unspecified action
The Guardian - UK · Sep 20, 2023 Cynical Rishi sells net zero targets down the river to appease the right There’s nothing long term about the prime minister diluting green policies in the hope of clinging on to power
The Guardian - UK · Sep 13, 2023 Why do Tory MPs still turn up for the crushing disappointment of PMQs? Whether disaster junkies or curious observers, those who showed up this week were treated to more of Sunak crashing and burning
The Guardian - UK · Sep 4, 2023 RishGPT offers jumble of nonsense on school buildings crisis The PM was taking no responsibility for anything – and nor was his overconfident education secretary
The Guardian - UK · Aug 31, 2023 Rishi Sunak excels in his summer job of making Tories look unelectable PM’s autumn agenda will be one of desperate hope after months of one bad headline after another