Tim Dowling: my son’s got a new job. Where does that leave my podcast? ‘Congratulations, well done,’ I said. Because that sounded more parental than, ‘What happens to me now?’ The Guardian - UK · Jun 25, 2022
Tim Dowling: my dad is 100 but I’m the one with ‘old person’s problems’ Netflix, my phone and the new fizzy water device are all conspiring against me The Guardian - UK · Jun 18, 2022
Stop worrying, Tim Dowling – age is a state of mind Letter: Veronica Stiastny advises the Guardian columnist to forget the numbers and get busy The Guardian - UK · Jun 10, 2022
Fit for a Queen? The cheat’s guide to making the platinum jubilee trifle Jemma Melvin’s competition-winner calls for 11 eggs and a lot of time. But with some substitutions, there may yet be time to make this royally delicious pudding The Guardian - UK · Jun 2, 2022
Tim Dowling: it’s my first MRI. Can I manage not to hit the panic button? Telling myself that nothing terrible is happening, it’s just a bit snug in here, proves deeply counterproductive The Guardian - UK · May 28, 2022
Tim Dowling: the cat is using my lettuce bed as a litter tray. He’ll be sorry I devise intricate, complicated strategies to keep him out – to the bemusement of the onlooking builders The Guardian - UK · May 14, 2022
Tim Dowling: I’m on a road to nowhere – and have been since I was about five My driving nightmares are back – and in my waking life, the cat’s snacking on flies. Will the day improve? The Guardian - UK · May 7, 2022
Are you a beard guy? Tim Dowling on the trend that will never end Fashion says we reached ‘peak beard’ a decade ago, but there are still so many around. Is it the pandemic – or is something else going on? The Guardian - UK · Apr 22, 2022
Tim Dowling: lessons in survival against the odds, from the tortoise The tortoise went missing for a couple of years until it was hit by a combine harvester. It then went to live with sheepdogs. The farmer returned it, and now it glares at me The Guardian - UK · Apr 9, 2022
Landline phones are back? I’m waiting for the apocalypse before I plug mine in again Old-fashioned handsets are the latest big thing in the US. Does no one remember the constant ringing, ropey sound and nuisance calls, asks Guardian columnist Tim Dowling The Guardian - UK · Mar 24, 2022
Tim Dowling: my hand is hot, I’m hearing things – and my wife says I’m going mad On a weekend away with friends, she tells everyone about my medical issues. I’d forgotten how indiscreet she is The Guardian - UK · Mar 5, 2022
Tim Dowling: we’re rehearsing for our first tour in years. Why is my wife here? She sits on a sofa facing me, wearing an expectant expression. Ten minutes later, her smile is frozen – she can’t escape The Guardian - UK · Feb 5, 2022