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70 Jokes About Italians That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
FunnyJUL 25, 2017

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Ah, Italians. They gave us pizza, Leonardo da Vinci, fantastic wine, oh, and Western civilization! We have a lot to thank this Southern European nation for. Here at Bored Panda, we’re doing it the only way we know how—with funny Italian jokes!
If you’re Italian yourself, you’re probably tired of people commenting on your loud speaking voice, exaggerated hand movements, incomparable love of pasta, and a bunch of other country stereotypes. You probably cringe every time someone starts singing ‘That’s Amore.’ You’ve probably heard Every. Single. Mafia. Joke. We’re not trying to make your life harder. We promise this post is only about the best Italian jokes to help show our appreciation. 
Get set for the biggest list of jokes about Italians that we hope will be light-hearted and relatable. Share this list with your Italian friends to show them you care, and tell us which funny joke you liked best.

#1 Italien

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#2 Italian DNA

Italian DNA
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#3 Language Barrier

Language Barrier
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#4 Problem Solving Techniques

Problem Solving Techniques
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#5 Anything Cuisine That Is Worthy Of A Chef’s Kiss Could Very Well Be Italian Af!

Anything Cuisine That Is Worthy Of A Chef’s Kiss Could Very Well Be Italian Af!
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#6 Italian Vampire

Italian Vampire
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#7 Italian Sign Language

Italian Sign Language
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#8 Arresting Italians

Arresting Italians
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#9 Nuclear Pizza

Nuclear Pizza
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#10 Fidget Spinner

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Are Italian Stereotypes True?

There are so many jokes about Italian people and stereotypes about the culture. But you might be asking yourself where these generalizations come from. People think that stereotypes exist for a reason and that maybe there is some truth to them. Interestingly, researchers McCrae and Terracciano did a study on stereotypes of the typical personality characteristics of different cultures. 

They found that our long-held beliefs don’t match the average personalities of members from those cultures. These stereotypes exist because we categorize people into groups, and these categories help to simplify the world around us. However, the problem is that it can over-simplify things and be harmful.

That’s why none of these Italian one-liner jokes or memes are meant to be taken seriously. Instead, we should be celebrating the beauty of Italy and the Italian culture!

#11 Italian Joke

Italian Joke
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#12 Liking Facebook Posts

Liking Facebook Posts
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#13 Italian Trees

Italian Trees
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#14 Italian Chef

Italian Chef
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#15 Huge Pizza

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#16 Logini

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#17 Italian Loch Ness

Italian Loch Ness
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#18 Speaking Italian

Speaking Italian
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#19 Italian Bow Tie

Italian Bow Tie
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#20 Super Mario

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What is the Best Old Italian Joke?

Italian humor is like wine; it gets better with time. There are many hilarious old Italian dad jokes with clever wordplay and creative puns. Here’s one of the funniest:

“A psychic told me that the spirit of an old Italian chef is haunting my house.

I’m not worried; I ain’t Alfredo no ghost.”

Have you noticed that the best Italian jokes are always about food? It’s no secret that Italy has some of the best cuisine in the world. With pizzas, plates of pasta, cheeses, and wines, you’ll get a lot of delicious Italian food jokes. The delicious food doesn’t just inspire a lot of jokes; it’s also a matter of national pride. That’s precisely why Italians quickly express disgust over wrongly cooked Italian dishes.

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