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Does he expect people to be building a shed or hosting a drag show when he arrives?

The worst of all worlds.

What did that person do to deserve this?? 😭😭

They're not wrong, though, are they?

It's a fiber optical fish fusion.

There is no way a horse took this photograph.

Devolving.

I hope the baby didn't regurgitate.

"You stole my job Red!!"

Its called the Goldilocks Zone. Not too hot, not too cold, its just right.

It reminds me of Bly Manor

😂😂😂😂

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Imagine a random giant grabbing you like you owe them money. Of course he's begging for pardon for crimes he didn't commit.

Nailed it...

It’s pretty amazing though, I’m not going to lie. OP could have a future in the arts.

Spidercat, Bonesco & Sea Bunny you folks made my day 😄

It’s an important question

"Foraging" 🤓

Speaking of 0 IQ... Sigh...

The symptoms are sounding a little too familiar.

Just a little smile can make all the difference.

Department of Redundancy Department. (Probably a generic RIP template.)

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Sovietic art looks erotic so often... Visiting Prague was like seeing a gay pride set in stone

LXIX

Gorgeous English Bull Terrier. Mine was named Pearl.

My brain read this as "is the the jar kool aid man or the liquid?"

Spoiler: dude finally returns home and his own wife doesn't recognize him. Been there, done that!

Its only funny if blue was just kidding...

Their not wrong...

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Wait till you start leaving work.

She knows her worth.

Sorry, we have no more of the most plentiful thing on the planet. (Yes, I know that most of it is undrinkable saltwater. Indulge me.)

I had to bloody work. Key Industry my a**e.

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Work smarter, not harder.

598, 599, 600! Nailed it!

If I tried that I'd dislocate my knee cap

I love my kids so much and it is so sweet these kiddos are watching, gripped in awe and suspense but I'd be asking them to back the f up a couple paces and let me cook 😆

Looks delicious 😋

I don't think there's a single thing a turtle does that is not cute.

I thought the nose ring was snot XD

I had a friend once set a timer on his microwave for a pizza in the oven except he turned the microwave on (we were drunk). Fifteen minutes later we smelled burning plastic. It had started to literally melt.

I borrowed him from the devil for a while, hell hounds are hard work need a lot of training so here we are 👍

Only a matter of time.

The last time someone demanded more "living space" it didn't end well.

Black metal, let me think. Zinc and aluminium are white metals. Iron is a dark red metal. Sodium, magnesium, manganese, are black metals, I think.

No worries. Easy to add some irises and pupils. Maybe throw in a curly moustache and devil horns if you're feeling creative.

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I need to pee. ( just saying)

This is amazing. I need to spend more time looking at my shadow in case something like this happens.

Y'ALL! WHERE IS SHE?!

I do this with my nephew! And then he says infinity plus infinity so then I must admit defeat 😂

But what if this is from his pov, he's talking about her

Luke Skywalker to Ben Solo:

I'd say 248 etc is full of sh*t if diarrhea wasn't a part of their workout routine

I could stay calm if I were surrounded by salad without dressing

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Red Bull.

I have a slight thing for boys wearing fishnets....