YOU WONT BELIEVE: 2 - What They Never Told You

Rish!, the tough guy for tough times, gives the UK one last chance with him

The world is terrible and will get worse. There are evil empires out there. The PM delivered the news in the style of a chatbot

The Guardian - UK · May 13, 2024

Natalie Elphicke’s queasy welcome shows Labour will turn no one away

A quick win is a quick win for Keir Starmer. Never mind the politics, just feel that Tory majority weakening

The Guardian - UK · May 8, 2024

Toxic Tories doomed as Sunak hunkers down and Labour sticks the boot in

While the Conservatives have given up, Rachel Reeves didn’t make the alternative sound exciting. But maybe that’s OK

The Guardian - UK · May 7, 2024

Rude, patronising and out of his depth, Minister Mikey ticks all the boxes

Michael Tomlinson’s efforts to defend Rwanda bill show how well suited he is to be part of the new moronocracy

The Guardian - UK · Apr 23, 2024

Struggling to control his anger, Tetchy Rishi went full on aggressive-aggressive

Terse addition of ‘RIGHT?’ to his sentences is a warning sign the prime minister is yet again struggling to control his anger

The Guardian - UK · Apr 22, 2024

Tory MPs limp into PMQs after finally accepting their fate

A party resigned to oblivion made for a sulky session that did Rishi Sunak and the Commons no favours

The Guardian - UK · Apr 17, 2024

Rish! tries for gravitas on Middle East but he’s just no longer a serious politician

Blamed for almost everything else these days, for Sunak the focus on foreign affairs was a blessed relief

The Guardian - UK · Apr 15, 2024

Rishi Sunak on Sun TV: even cheeky questions can’t create a sense of fun

Attempts at mischief-making fall flat as the PM adopts his man of the people act to be questioned by Harry Cole

The Guardian - UK · Apr 3, 2024

Rish! purposefully grips his lectern – but shows he has no grip of the country

PM spends 10 minutes sharing his innermost fears with the nation without offering any solutions

The Guardian - UK · Mar 1, 2024

Rish! cowers in No 10 as mob demands peace in lawless London

Prime minister suffers acute fear and loathing whichever side of the looking-glass he chooses to live in

The Guardian - UK · Feb 29, 2024